Nessy
@kobelix.bsky.social
And here i thought only the cake was a lie. But the portals didn't exist either!
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
And here i thought only the cake was a lie. But the portals didn't exist either!
Sorry the Youtube algorithm only serves me AI slop 🤢
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sorry the Youtube algorithm only serves me AI slop 🤢
But what was the story? I need to know!
January 29, 2026 at 10:08 PM
But what was the story? I need to know!
I wanna learn how to make a snow dragon now. What's cooler than that?!
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I wanna learn how to make a snow dragon now. What's cooler than that?!
Something is weird about that cheese... not sure what it is...
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Something is weird about that cheese... not sure what it is...
Yes it is, shark. Yes it is...
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Yes it is, shark. Yes it is...
Shark is nothing, if not a true public servant. Who knew?!
January 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Shark is nothing, if not a true public servant. Who knew?!
You can still do it! There is a window for it somewhere!
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You can still do it! There is a window for it somewhere!
How is it the last one already?! Oh... ya i know how.
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
How is it the last one already?! Oh... ya i know how.
The dice are wrong! Yelling chaaaaarge! clearly trumps a bad roll.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The dice are wrong! Yelling chaaaaarge! clearly trumps a bad roll.
I don't see an issue, seems all very reasonable.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don't see an issue, seems all very reasonable.
Happy Halloween! Thank you for another season of fun with these two rascals. 💀🦈
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Halloween! Thank you for another season of fun with these two rascals. 💀🦈
Keep it up, American friends. Times are bad, but looking away and hoping for it to just end has never worked.
And if that doesn't convince you... Shark will be there with you at the protests!
And if that doesn't convince you... Shark will be there with you at the protests!
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Keep it up, American friends. Times are bad, but looking away and hoping for it to just end has never worked.
And if that doesn't convince you... Shark will be there with you at the protests!
And if that doesn't convince you... Shark will be there with you at the protests!
Summoning a Green Dragon, an Illegal Crab Rave, The Black Flame... Shark is a loveable agent of chaos. But a leaf blower? Evil arc incoming? 🫣
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Summoning a Green Dragon, an Illegal Crab Rave, The Black Flame... Shark is a loveable agent of chaos. But a leaf blower? Evil arc incoming? 🫣
Apple flavored tentacle? I'm kinda in..
September 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Apple flavored tentacle? I'm kinda in..
Feel better soon... apple pie might help.
September 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Feel better soon... apple pie might help.
I really want more summer... but... look how happy shark is!
August 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I really want more summer... but... look how happy shark is!