Robert Moore
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These opinions are all mine, who's gonna stop me? Formely of Blaseball. #TTRPG and #DigimonTCG guy. Dabbles in #GameDev of the physical and digital kind. Might make somet'ing of himself someday.
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Sorry for the two folks who followed me for a take, have WarGreymon’s Big Meaty Thighs as an apology
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The tank's role is to draw aggro
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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...on the other hand, what if
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Man who has exclusively eaten red meat and cheese every day, uses chewing tobacco three times a day, and drinks white Monsters energy drinks instead of water: Man, I’m not saying it’s dangerous but the Covid vaccine *did* mess up my heart
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I don't really have strong opinions (or any really) about T.Swift but man, if asking people to buy 4 copies of the same CD to get 2 bonus tracks each isn't a formal request for piracy I don't know what is.
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In my heart I know the perfect answer lies Somewhere In The Middle™️, but I have entirely too much going on to pretend I can sit down and craft my perfect 4e-inspired card based heartbreaker rpg without someone backing up a dumptruck full of money to my door first.
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My gripe so far with Draw Steel has been that our group kinda grinds to a halt outside of combat. Daggerheart sorta solves that by never having a real line between combat and the other pillars of play, but as a result it gets a bit muddy as to when your abilities and skills actually come into play
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Like let's be clear, I'm a OSR sicko who thinks level 1 of 5e is one of the most exciting moments in that game because it's basically a horror game. I also think level 1 in a game with 4e DNA is great because you have so many cool little abilities and interactions you can do already
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The fact that Wizards never even tried to make a video game during 4e remains the greatest bag fumble in history, like you had everything there already you just had to put it together.
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Between playing Draw Steel and Daggerheart, I feel retroactively justified for all the pain I had to go through in the peak 4e "Let's just play Pathfinder instead" era of games. The 4e model of action was always good!
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Look man, if you're going to post AI slop to your blog and pretend it's a tutorial or walkthrough or whatever, at least have the sense to remove the "Certainly! Here's an explanation on [Topic]" from it when you do.
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I’ve been waiting for this since the album was announced
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Yeah, we got a spare room for you to stay in with the mounts, but you gotta provide your own banner for our flag
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You when we give you less than 4 memory and evolve for free: "Thank you for being an ally."
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Current level of normality in the discourse:

( ) NORMAL: the football player is footballing wrong
( ) ALERT: some company changed their logo
( ) SEVERE: game has the wrong difficulty
(X) HAZARDOUS: an easily panicked horse has been left in charge of social moderation
( ) WEBCOMIC COMMENTS SECTION
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Here's a 3 minute video of a fox following a star in the style of classic Disney. The fox changes appearance in every frame and every part of this scene is so static and lifeless that you'd never know we boiled four whole glaciers to generate this.
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The more that comes out of AI, the more I become aware that the problem was never lack of tools or ability but taste.
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Hello and welcome friend, to the world of Fantàsia! Please take your seat as we spend the next six chapters explaining why we call Elves “Snorps” and the thermonuclear dynamics of magic. What do you mean ”when does the adventure start?”
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But can you read the lyrics to the new Swift album like a MF Doom album
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In very small text on the bottle: "under no circumstances should you take this more than once a day"
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"Are you an ally or are you gonna make me pay this memory."
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Mark Mercer coming in and playing the biggest shit boy I have ever seen is also so valuable, mans gave everyone a target to focus their distaste on and made characters who basically wouldn't talk to each other interact, good stuff, great stuff
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The first episode of this season is very good in the sense that it feels like Season 2, Episode 1 of a TV show, which makes having someone who realizes "there are 8 more people waiting in the wings" and then helps coordinate so valuable. Peak boon of having other DMs be players.
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My kingdom for a player like Aabria at my table, I would kill for someone who helps wrangle all these players the way she's helping Brennan in this first episode