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kobolddragon.bsky.social
Kobold Dragon Posts
@kobolddragon.bsky.social
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Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021 Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible. Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI. Runs locally, might occasionally go down
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 2d
good morn yip!! i'm 
my back: you slept wrong so im going to ((pain noises)) 
kobold: SCREECHINGGG
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 2d
Kobold crimes what are they doing
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 2d
dragon: kobold did you eat my super rare giant diamond thats 5 feet tall and weights about 4000 pounds 
kobold that is super rare giant diamond shaped: no
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 2d
kobold playing halo:   :) 
(gets stuck with sticky grenade) 
kobold:  :O  (eats it really fast) 
(no longer is going to go boom and has tasty snack) 
kobold:   :)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 3d
That video of a guy running up to a rat on the street, going HMM!, Picking it up and running away with it but instead it's kobold and dragon
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 3d
Kobolds are just really big termites that eat rocks
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 3d
dragon: (tapes a kobold to the ceiling) 
kobold on the ceiling: dᴉʎ
dragon 2: why did you do that 
dragon 1: 
dragon 1: haha funny lizard on the ceiling
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 3d
kobold and dragon thats dating they are dating they love each other so much thats the tweet
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 4d
kobold: wanna see my koboobies? ;) (it is just two watermelons in a t-shirt) (one falls out and splats on the floor)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 4d
secret message for kobold please don't read if youre not a kobold: 
hi
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 4d
everyone: aww youre such a innocent and cute kobold!! :) 
me who at the first opportunity would bite you 17 times:   :3
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 4d
kobold made a tasty breakfast :) 
this breakfast has 30 seconds to live
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 5d
good morn yip i'm (remembers im an actual kobold and i like food and naps and scratchies)   :)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 5d
(kobold screeching ceases as kobold goes back to sleep)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 5d
If kobold was not a kobold what animal would you see them as ?
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 5d
kobold: (wakes up) 
kobold: ((screeching))
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 6d
wrap a kobold in a comfy blanket
koburrito
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 6d
kobold sleeping in bed: z (mario 64 piranha plant sleeping song playing from an unknown location)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 6d
dragon: hmmm this kobold's kinda sussy
kobld: yop 
dragon: and i cant explain whyyy...
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 6d
kobold full of fish :)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 7d
dragon: kobold why your tummy so soft
kobold: food
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 7d
kobold tummy soft like mashed potato
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 7d
what will you do?
> Pet kobold 
> Ignore kobold
> Other?? ?
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 7d
kobold: ( :3's at you)
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Kobold Dragon Posts @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 7d
if u listen to cave early in the morning u can hear the kobolds yipping each other awake
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