An enigma of the ages

Complex lore

Mae…I think you should let it rip

Ironically, he’s still the strongest in the guild. He’s just also definitely not potty trained.

HYDRATE THIS MANDER

The theory of “odd numbered final destinations are horrors, evens are comedies” remains solid!

Dragons!

*As you pay so much attention to the smug little lizard in front of you, the team behind you already getting your rump wrapped in draconic huggies would go blissfully unnoticed…*

Oh, it’s a fairly simple potion~! After all, it’s all too easy to get the smarts down into the tummy~

*The kobolds are eager to ignore orders, some nuzzling in under the tail as others begin to wrap something around your rear…*

Oh, no can do my hatchybrained lord~! The potions should be taking maximal effect soon~

It’s because of all the fiber we’ve been giving you, diaper draggy~! Can’t have the biggest heaviest diapers in the dragon daycare without the proper diet~!

*Behind him, kobolds were already eagerly pressing their snouts up against that rear…*

That’s right, your odiferousness~! You love farting in front of your kobolds, don’t you~?

That’s what you said the last time, your flatulence~ Just get grunting already~

Both? Both.

(Dareer said, squirming over the idea of dumping his smarts into his padding for the third time this month~)

Usually, the locking is on the inside of the Huggies…