@koelnerfrau.bsky.social
#Vegan for the animals 🌱
LGBTQIA+ Ally 🏳️🌈
There are no rules, just #ADHD.
LGBTQIA+ Ally 🏳️🌈
There are no rules, just #ADHD.
The ONLY Christmas movies to watch are:
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (original)
Home Alone
and
The Muppets Christmas Carol.
I will die on this hill.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (original)
Home Alone
and
The Muppets Christmas Carol.
I will die on this hill.
two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
ALT: two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
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December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The ONLY Christmas movies to watch are:
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (original)
Home Alone
and
The Muppets Christmas Carol.
I will die on this hill.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (original)
Home Alone
and
The Muppets Christmas Carol.
I will die on this hill.
…and now I will sing, “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying“- the theme song to my my biannual cold.
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
…and now I will sing, “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying“- the theme song to my my biannual cold.
I’m not trying to be Stanley Kubrick, or anything pretentious, I just found the simple structure of the veins in the dead leaf, covered with rain droplets formed by surface tension to be beautiful. #photography #nature #adhdphotographer
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m not trying to be Stanley Kubrick, or anything pretentious, I just found the simple structure of the veins in the dead leaf, covered with rain droplets formed by surface tension to be beautiful. #photography #nature #adhdphotographer
Nature photography, just because. Notice the small beauty around you- I hope it brings a smile to your face.
@koelnerfrau on Threads
Nature photography, just because. Notice the small beauty around you- I hope it brings a smile to your face.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Nature photography, just because. Notice the small beauty around you- I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Sending so much love to people who have lost someone on the first day of Hanukkah, through a senseless murder of a director, and just a regular person who is loved by everyone in our department.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sending so much love to people who have lost someone on the first day of Hanukkah, through a senseless murder of a director, and just a regular person who is loved by everyone in our department.
Time to rewatch The Princess Bride… 💔
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Time to rewatch The Princess Bride… 💔
Haiti coach on verge of leading strife-torn nation to World Cup - despite having never set foot there | The Independent. Felisitasyon!!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Haiti coach on verge of leading strife-torn nation to World Cup - despite having never set foot there | The Independent. Felisitasyon!!!
Never assume that someone doesn’t speak your language in London… 😉
September 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Never assume that someone doesn’t speak your language in London… 😉
Currently reading 1984; is it apropos to what’s happening now? #literature
a woman in a blue sweater and glasses is sitting in a chair and talking to herself .
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater and glasses is sitting in a chair and talking to herself .
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September 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Currently reading 1984; is it apropos to what’s happening now? #literature
Suggestions for shows like Downton Abbey-no modernised historical shows like Bridgerton; I want historical accuracy and excellent acting.
August 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Suggestions for shows like Downton Abbey-no modernised historical shows like Bridgerton; I want historical accuracy and excellent acting.
Not me blubbering when Maggie Smith dies in the Downton movie… 
July 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not me blubbering when Maggie Smith dies in the Downton movie… 
Can someone please assure me that that Thomas gets his comeuppance in Downton Abbey? 😠 No spoilers though! #downtonabbey
July 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Can someone please assure me that that Thomas gets his comeuppance in Downton Abbey? 😠 No spoilers though! #downtonabbey
Nothing like the Ride of the Valkyries to make me wish I knew how to conduct. #classicalmusic
July 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Nothing like the Ride of the Valkyries to make me wish I knew how to conduct. #classicalmusic
So many babies this year! It’s too bad that the dad is so territorial that no other swan couples can live here.
June 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
So many babies this year! It’s too bad that the dad is so territorial that no other swan couples can live here.
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I wonder what I’m actually saying to the geese and ducks when I quack at them; am I insulting their mother or am I paying them the highest compliment ever? #ornithology
June 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I wonder what I’m actually saying to the geese and ducks when I quack at them; am I insulting their mother or am I paying them the highest compliment ever? #ornithology
I read online, where everything is true, that dark chocolate is a good source of iron for vegans, so I went out and bought Ritter Sport marzipan. #vegan
May 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I read online, where everything is true, that dark chocolate is a good source of iron for vegans, so I went out and bought Ritter Sport marzipan. #vegan
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Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
May 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
I really feel like I’m part of something larger when I walk my regular route and get caught up in a park run, but I’m still waiting for the pacer with my speed to show up. #running
May 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I really feel like I’m part of something larger when I walk my regular route and get caught up in a park run, but I’m still waiting for the pacer with my speed to show up. #running
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“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
May 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
Touché.
May 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Touché.
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We’ve selectively bred animals into extremes—flattened their faces, widened their eyes, shrunk their noses—until entirely different species now share the same distorted blueprint.
Not because it helps them survive.
Because we find it cute.
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Not because it helps them survive.
Because we find it cute.
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Cute by Design
How Selective Breeding Has Warped Cats and Dogs
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May 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We’ve selectively bred animals into extremes—flattened their faces, widened their eyes, shrunk their noses—until entirely different species now share the same distorted blueprint.
Not because it helps them survive.
Because we find it cute.
open.substack.com/pu...
Not because it helps them survive.
Because we find it cute.
open.substack.com/pu...