Kev O'Neill
kon23uk.bsky.social
Kev O'Neill
@kon23uk.bsky.social
A man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear".
A man who has problems with many words longer than 3 letters.
Or, as Lennon might have put it, "What if they played hide&seek and nobody looked?"
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Those are mine!

I think.
It's a long time since I lost them.
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You do realise that someone this over-qualified will probably want to be paid.

In money.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This recruiting drive is going really well! Another newly qualified member for the club!
#reachingOut
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Last seen wandering around Duty Free with a credit card and an extra extra long straw (available from WH Smith)...
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
As a Bristol fan, I don't know how supporters of teams like Leinster, Bath, Saracens, etc can stand the boredom...

...although they probably have a better relationship with their therapist, bank manager, and cardiologist.
January 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
To celebrate this new venture, WH Smith will be serving bagettes with all items (like bags, but too small for the item. Bags cost extra).
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Displaying your dry wit again, eh?
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Let's face it: the main purpose of the WRU is to make the RFU look... look... look not as bad.
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Battalions of them were lined up ready along the White Cliffs of Dover both against Napoleon and Hitler, which dissuaded the invading hordes.
#fact
#maybe
#not
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Still better than last year by 8m49s! Go you!
#everyDayInEveryWay
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I'll just put a word in here for the WH Smith Healthy Eating Programme.

You take out a subscription for a mere £50 per month and we promise to not deliver you Premium Meal Deals.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Now you're being silly!
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Obvious really: the militant wing of the Fashion Police have made their Views known.
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This set my expectations for life, and so I'm only rarely(1) disappointed.

(1) usually
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just a quick congratulations to those WH Smith staff who survived the event. A nominal charge of your monthly salary will be made to cover the WH Smith customised gas masks.
#UBrut
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Would've saved a lot of trouble if you'd told "Customer Service" this years ago.
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
...and a special thought for those spending Xmas in an airport lounge because their flight was delayed/cancelled (same thing really).

The WH Smith range can be accessed online and your purchase will be delivered by our "fulfilment partner" EVRI

eventually

if you look behind the correct skip...
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"...and he was never seen again."
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Ah! One of the cheaper ways to fly these days.
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
...but does it involve an apostrophe?
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The effects of jet lag when travelling from Lapland to Stansaid should not be underestimated, especially when the Lapland Airport WH Smith concession is doing an "Alcoholic Beverages of Eastern and Northern Europe" promotion...
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Evri - the company that saw RyanAir's airport/destination combos and said "Hold My Beer..."
#absentFriends
#longDistanceRunaround
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Contactless is different to a validated transaction.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM