he's such a dumbass that being one of those guys who go to the extension school who tells everyone they went to Harvard is not the most annoying thing about him

Happened against Celta Vigo as well, same situation

the fire and brimstone street preacher school of politics

Fatboy Slim looks like the bartender at an pub in Marbella that only serves fish and chips and prawn cocktails for food. "Dos Brown ales, amigos?"

The internet is a wild place, I love that I made a meme based on an old Desus and Mero bit while high on mushrooms, posted it to my approximately ten non-bot followers and got one like, and it's ended up back on the TL with edits. Shout-out

Thought orchie was short for "orchiectomy" and was extremely confused at first

To the New York Times, a "real American" is someone whose dad has a Wikipedia page and used to dope with Lance Armstrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonatha...

the only Portnoy we acknowledge is Mike

*Norwegians