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"Person, TV, five-headed chicken talking to me in Russian, sack of money"
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Person, TV, five-headed chicken talking to me in Russian, sack of money"
Oberbefehlsleiter Miller is not the telegenic beauty he once thought he was.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oberbefehlsleiter Miller is not the telegenic beauty he once thought he was.
It's the Krasnov Doctrine.
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's the Krasnov Doctrine.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Scotus has become Adolf's Sondergericht.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Scotus has become Adolf's Sondergericht.
"Hey! What was I even thinking! This isn't the Miss Teen USA award! Where the hell are all the girls?"
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Hey! What was I even thinking! This isn't the Miss Teen USA award! Where the hell are all the girls?"
"Don't call us...we'll call you"
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Don't call us...we'll call you"
Santa's first ho
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Santa's first ho
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"
"Looks like I picked the wrong century to play President!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong century to play President!"
from 2022:
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STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPS
STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPSJuly 26, 2022 -Durt Fibo
This week's history began when Steve Bannon emerged from court with a brace of contempt of Congress convictions, only to invoke his eidolon ...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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They'll do everything to prevent Bad Bunny from announcing his presidential run at the halftime show!
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They'll do everything to prevent Bad Bunny from announcing his presidential run at the halftime show!
Mass starvation is the MAHA health plan.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Mass starvation is the MAHA health plan.