my hot girl tummy problems have made me a stealthy warrior of ass blasting everywhere no matter how crowded it is

mta announcer comes on the intercom: DO NOT SPIT ON THE TRACKS, THE MASCOT OF NYC PIZZA RAT LIVES THERE. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. THANK YOU FOR RIDING WITH NYC TRANSIT.

ho wan always hits, holy fuuuuuuckkkkk

what are their secrets

it’s just sad because people who are vehemently opposed to feeding pigeons are so NASTY about it, misusing the word psycho, and also notating that it’s mostly the elderly that do it so “they’re not all there”. let people do what’s enjoyable to them.

my problem is that I don’t want to have to leave everyone I know and love behind in this shithole country so I guess I’m gonna be here as we catapult in fascism

any time a movie is set in Greece I feel this urge deep in my bones to MOVE THERE PERMANENTLY because fuck the plutocracy of the United States honestly

i love mlms

then u have the other side of the coin/me that gets upset/annoyed when establishments replace their other vegetarian options with impossible & or beyond like Burger King used to serve morning star veggie burger patties on their buns & that shit slapped & sometimes I wanna feel dainty in a drive thru

so, I’ve noticed that impossible and beyond are disappearing from food establishment menus and it’s upsetting because there’s not another meat free alternative really (depending on the establishment) like sometimes I just wanna smash a burger in my face that’s not actually a burger you know

why do people give a shit that other people feed pigeons? like get a fucking life. pigeons are cool. they make me incredibly itchy etc by just being near them but they are still incredibly cool.

can jk rowling shut the fuck up already like every normal person should be allowed to show up to her mansion once a year and collectively punch her in the face, should be an international day of celebration in fact