Keith
korgel.bsky.social
Keith
@korgel.bsky.social
Literally just today one of my partners got a brief that was clearly written with some type of AI, including fake citations and gibberish. It was a horrible, horrible brief.

I recommended moving for sanctions/ ethical complaints.
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gonna be an ad in 2028 for sure.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's a joke, sadly. We don't know what happened in the Grand Jury room.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I almost just want it to be true so much that I don't want to read the article to confirm that it's not true. It's like "JD Vance fucked a couch"- not actually true, but it FEELS true.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Underrated way to change behavior.
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
lol I'm sure that John Deere is thrilled about hearing the president telling everyone not to buy their stuff now.
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's a nice touch that the actual prize appears to be a bunch of disembodied hands molesting the world. Genuinely creepy!
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's creepy as fuck too.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I dunno, giving Trump a TEMU Peace Prize is pretty funny.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yeah but insurance is boring! Why not make an arcane bet! That's more fun!
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
More realistically I think this is about, like, commodities futures and weather impacting crop yields or something like that. Bet that the weather happens so that it drives up costs, etc.
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The weather thing is hilarious. I think the trade/bet would be: you make a bet that the weather event happens as a hedge against your actual losses from the weather.

So, you own some property in the Caribbean that is in the path of a hurricane. You bet the hurricane will hit your island.
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I replayed it on a ROM like a decade or so ago and it mostly holds up. The story doesn't really make any sense and the leveling is wonky at best, but the combat is pretty solid! And the vibes are really good.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yeah sometimes you've just got to be like "Let's just get the judge on the phone then" and that usually solves the issue.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"THIS IS MY DEPOSITION" is always a classic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Based on how the actual meeting went with Mamdani, it's possible Trump now just believes wholeheartedly in socialism (as long as he gets a taste, as you pointed out)
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is it though? Seems like they weirdly agree on that. Trump just prefers his socialism of the national variety.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
He didn't even get the craziest one (which I think was after he posted) where Trump just declares that Democrats should be put to death for sedition.
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Does anyone know why she looks like she's in court the next morning after spending the night in the drunk tank?
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm not sure about jail (maybe there is a federal statute about presenting fraudulent documents to a grand jury?) but they can and should lose their license.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The bullet of your post hit the bullet of my thoughts like a thunderclap.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah I have enjoyed all the jokes about that batshit Olivia Nuzzi article but ultimately it’s just not important at all.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The weirdness really is intense though, e.g.:

Sitting behind the wheel, shortly after Nancy Sinatra’s version of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” played on her Spotify, she said the two are no longer in touch. “I haven’t spoken to him in a year,” she said.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Actually dying right now:

Sitting behind the wheel, shortly after Nancy Sinatra’s version of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” played on her Spotify, she said the two are no longer in touch. “I haven’t spoken to him in a year,” she said.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Dying right now:

Sitting behind the wheel, shortly after Nancy Sinatra’s version of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” played on her Spotify, she said the two are no longer in touch. “I haven’t spoken to him in a year,” she said.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM