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Kortney Bratton
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I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
You know the “that’s it! I’m done being a fan of this team!” bot responses to sports tweets? I believe every single one of them about the Twins today.
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Kortney Bratton
As a Timberwolves fan that was one of the best things I’ve seen in my life. Incredible scenes
April 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
2025 is the 30 year anniversary of A Goofy Movie. So I think it’s time for A Goofy Musical on Broadway.
February 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Kortney Bratton
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Currently watching a couple mistakenly shop for 2025 calendars in the vinyl record section of Target.
December 1, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Ahh, I love the thanksgiving parade!

*Broadcast shows none of the parade*
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Took the kids to see Wicked and the trailer for the Bob Dylan movie played.

When it was done, my four year old yelled, “Wow, that looks like one hilarious movie!”
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Sports Bluesky!

Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…

NBA: Timberwolves
NFL: Steelers/Vikings
NHL: Wild
NCAA: UNC
MLB: Twins
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Loons/Red Dragons
Sports Bluesky!

Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…

NBA: Suns
NFL: Eagles/Cardinals
NHL: Avs
NCAA: Kentucky
MLB: Diamondbacks/Reds
WNBA: Mercury
Soccer: AFC Richmond
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports

NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Logged back into this app. Saw my only time using it was to post an Elf quote. Tracks.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he h…
October 18, 2023 at 1:59 AM