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New pope is gonna be like "I hate gays now" and Catholics are gonna say he's still too woke
April 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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gift for @tewoji.bsky.social !! ty for letting me draw her fluffy ears 🐏😻
January 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Panel 1: An intercom blasts the conductor's voice throughout the tram car. They say "Attention pazzengers, the train has stopped." Panel 2: A cyclops woman picks up the train and holds in in the air, shouting "I hate trains!" Panel 3: Everyone exits the tram car in a panic but I am smiling brightly looking up at the cyclops woman with determination and lust. Panel 4: I am making a finger gun and a thought bubble above me reads: I know exactly what to do. There is an emoticon of a winky face within the thought bubble, but the artistic depiction of me is not winking. Panel 1: I approach the cyclops woman. I am the size of an ant compared to her. I am saying "Hey girl, are you from tennessee? Because...um..." Panel 2: The cyclops woman crushes me to death instantly leaving behind a wet pile of blood and organs. Panel 3: The book of cockroaches from earlier floats in an ominous swirling background while the intercom says "attention pazzengers, the book has been updated!" Panel 4: In the final page of the book, the photo of the worst cockroach has been replaced with me. I am the worst cockroach.
December 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Comic recreation of a dream I had (1/3)
The first page of a comic depicting a dream I had. Panel 1: An artistic depiction of me reads a book on a metro train full of women wearing fancy clothing. I am sweating profusely. Panel 2: The book is entitled "list of best cockroaches from best to worst." Panel 3: Inside the book at the very front is a picture of the "best cockroach" which is a two headed bright blue earwig. Panel 4: The "worst cockroach" at the very back of the book is just a regular cockroach dressed as a salesman.
December 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM