It's crazy and really stupid, but to be fair the reason they end up doing this is because if you get sick after eating the pizza you could sue.

The big problem here is still capitalism, but for slightly different reasons

I was expecting a ship of theseus reference

Hate to tell you, but, Chipotle is based in Colorado, which is a Mexican name, so it's more of a mex-tex than a tex-mex

Actually Reddit has overall terms of use that apply to moderators, and they can be reported under those terms. It's a slow annoying process but you can usurp a mod like this

Tag yourself, I'm scams

I keep mine in a drawer, but I wouldn't be upset if it got moved to somewhere reasonable