A Senpai-Ignored Kouhai Panda
@kouhaipanda.bsky.social
A deeply complex, nerdy, and horny panda located in San Jose, CA. 18+ please. There will be some adult stuff. Bi (95% into chubby men, 5% chubby everyone else), still valid. Successfully open table poly with a bear family. Lots of swearing here.
If the Dead Internet Theory is real, then the next social media company that masters bot and AI elimination will make massive amounts of money.
Why? Because you're not wasting ad money to bots who won't buy your shit. Because they're bots.
Why? Because you're not wasting ad money to bots who won't buy your shit. Because they're bots.
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
If the Dead Internet Theory is real, then the next social media company that masters bot and AI elimination will make massive amounts of money.
Why? Because you're not wasting ad money to bots who won't buy your shit. Because they're bots.
Why? Because you're not wasting ad money to bots who won't buy your shit. Because they're bots.
Panda Diary:
Sometimes I wonder what's the point of trying to be a philanthropist. I want to be a rich one. I want to inspire while living modestly, at most as upper middle class.
But today is one of those days when I can't die as a hero, but living long enough to be the villain.
Sometimes I wonder what's the point of trying to be a philanthropist. I want to be a rich one. I want to inspire while living modestly, at most as upper middle class.
But today is one of those days when I can't die as a hero, but living long enough to be the villain.
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Panda Diary:
Sometimes I wonder what's the point of trying to be a philanthropist. I want to be a rich one. I want to inspire while living modestly, at most as upper middle class.
But today is one of those days when I can't die as a hero, but living long enough to be the villain.
Sometimes I wonder what's the point of trying to be a philanthropist. I want to be a rich one. I want to inspire while living modestly, at most as upper middle class.
But today is one of those days when I can't die as a hero, but living long enough to be the villain.
Had a friendship, at least a decent starting one, and one misstep, and I get blocked. While I was out of line, it wasn't something incredibly irreparable, and I was not informed of this boundary. I apologized sincerely, and it wasn't enough.
If you expect social perfection, expect disappointment.
If you expect social perfection, expect disappointment.
January 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Had a friendship, at least a decent starting one, and one misstep, and I get blocked. While I was out of line, it wasn't something incredibly irreparable, and I was not informed of this boundary. I apologized sincerely, and it wasn't enough.
If you expect social perfection, expect disappointment.
If you expect social perfection, expect disappointment.
Oh look, me!
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Oh look, me!
Panda Diary:
I think I stopped being a furry. I don't go to events or gatherings. I don't work an obscenely lucrative tech job to afford a suit. I haven't done art in a long time, only a very private smut story.
Maybe I'm just exhausted from all the shallow connections over the years.
I think I stopped being a furry. I don't go to events or gatherings. I don't work an obscenely lucrative tech job to afford a suit. I haven't done art in a long time, only a very private smut story.
Maybe I'm just exhausted from all the shallow connections over the years.
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Panda Diary:
I think I stopped being a furry. I don't go to events or gatherings. I don't work an obscenely lucrative tech job to afford a suit. I haven't done art in a long time, only a very private smut story.
Maybe I'm just exhausted from all the shallow connections over the years.
I think I stopped being a furry. I don't go to events or gatherings. I don't work an obscenely lucrative tech job to afford a suit. I haven't done art in a long time, only a very private smut story.
Maybe I'm just exhausted from all the shallow connections over the years.
Anyone who watches that anime is someone with good fucking taste. It is over the top and begrudgingly fan service-y to make a statement, and god damn it is good at it.
Got to watch some Kill La Kill with some of my girlies who hadn’t seen it yet and just kiki all night. How fucking lovely this evening was.
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Anyone who watches that anime is someone with good fucking taste. It is over the top and begrudgingly fan service-y to make a statement, and god damn it is good at it.
Took a week long break and I'm surpassing my personal limits. I wish just could eat and gain weight more though. Lousy diabetes.
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Took a week long break and I'm surpassing my personal limits. I wish just could eat and gain weight more though. Lousy diabetes.
My new boundaries include:
- In group sex, I won't be ignored and will kick out guys who focus only on my boyfriend. A guy used me to get to him.
- I will not chase people down for friendship. I already put in the work, so should you.
- If you ignore me, I won't bother to be in the room with you.
- In group sex, I won't be ignored and will kick out guys who focus only on my boyfriend. A guy used me to get to him.
- I will not chase people down for friendship. I already put in the work, so should you.
- If you ignore me, I won't bother to be in the room with you.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My new boundaries include:
- In group sex, I won't be ignored and will kick out guys who focus only on my boyfriend. A guy used me to get to him.
- I will not chase people down for friendship. I already put in the work, so should you.
- If you ignore me, I won't bother to be in the room with you.
- In group sex, I won't be ignored and will kick out guys who focus only on my boyfriend. A guy used me to get to him.
- I will not chase people down for friendship. I already put in the work, so should you.
- If you ignore me, I won't bother to be in the room with you.
Man, this is the year of new boundaries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Man, this is the year of new boundaries.
Late gym start! Chest and ab day for me!
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Late gym start! Chest and ab day for me!
Sun Tzu: You must have unwavering principles, even at great personal cost, to command authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sun Tzu: You must have unwavering principles, even at great personal cost, to command authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I may have to ease up on my arm workouts, because it hurts when I was doing my reps. Not soreness, but actual sharp pains when I do my workouts. Should I stop?
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I may have to ease up on my arm workouts, because it hurts when I was doing my reps. Not soreness, but actual sharp pains when I do my workouts. Should I stop?
Must. Be. A. Bigger. Panda.
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Must. Be. A. Bigger. Panda.
The core of it is that a majority of us never really grew up. We think throwing shade is strength and being the alpha bitch is the goal. This is some petty Mean Girls shit to mask insecurities leftover from not being out of the closet young enough.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The core of it is that a majority of us never really grew up. We think throwing shade is strength and being the alpha bitch is the goal. This is some petty Mean Girls shit to mask insecurities leftover from not being out of the closet young enough.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Less weight, worked on form, it kicked my ass.
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Less weight, worked on form, it kicked my ass.
Lift Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lift Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
I'm at around 225, this is a slow gain with muscle. I may have to consult with the strongman gainers for wisdom.
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm at around 225, this is a slow gain with muscle. I may have to consult with the strongman gainers for wisdom.
I met up with an acquaintance at Folsom and he said that I had a body transformation, that my body had grown and got heavier. And he likes that I'm a big muscle chub panda and can't wait for me to hit my body goals.
I got really happy.
I got really happy.
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I met up with an acquaintance at Folsom and he said that I had a body transformation, that my body had grown and got heavier. And he likes that I'm a big muscle chub panda and can't wait for me to hit my body goals.
I got really happy.
I got really happy.
I want to be a strong fat boy!
September 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I want to be a strong fat boy!
Ginger fat boys make me swoon.
September 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ginger fat boys make me swoon.
I was in Vegas, and I felt like a sexy panda.
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was in Vegas, and I felt like a sexy panda.
My weight is still hovering at 220, but strength is gaining. Lousy metabolism!
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My weight is still hovering at 220, but strength is gaining. Lousy metabolism!
I have been a Silicon Valley resident all my life. If tech billionaires are so smart, then they are smart enough to know when political ideas aren't working.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
August 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have been a Silicon Valley resident all my life. If tech billionaires are so smart, then they are smart enough to know when political ideas aren't working.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
Yup, and still think they have a right to control my life well into my adulthood.
it kinda wild that your parents can "raise" you and live in the same house as you and not know jack shit about you
August 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yup, and still think they have a right to control my life well into my adulthood.