Mrs. All Czech
@koulovamarketa.bsky.social
I've been in too many fandoms to act normal
I'm afraid this year is gonna be the most painful one since 2018
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'm afraid this year is gonna be the most painful one since 2018
Today I met my old friend while I was texting him. Last time we saw each other was at our classmate's funeral 5 years ago. So much has changed for both of us in the following years, yet he recognized me by the way I walk, not by my look.
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Today I met my old friend while I was texting him. Last time we saw each other was at our classmate's funeral 5 years ago. So much has changed for both of us in the following years, yet he recognized me by the way I walk, not by my look.
I'm a puzzle piece in The Monopoly
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm a puzzle piece in The Monopoly
My October goals:
- bought high heels and learnt how to walk on them
My October fails:
- developed another tick (unstoppable yawning while lying in my bed only)
- bought high heels and learnt how to walk on them
My October fails:
- developed another tick (unstoppable yawning while lying in my bed only)
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My October goals:
- bought high heels and learnt how to walk on them
My October fails:
- developed another tick (unstoppable yawning while lying in my bed only)
- bought high heels and learnt how to walk on them
My October fails:
- developed another tick (unstoppable yawning while lying in my bed only)
One of my personal rules is that if someone or something appears in my dream 3 times, it becomes a part of my life. He's appeared twice so far
October 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One of my personal rules is that if someone or something appears in my dream 3 times, it becomes a part of my life. He's appeared twice so far
A proof that I didn't sleep much - I always put a lipbalm on before going to sleep and when I woke up, it was still on my lips
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A proof that I didn't sleep much - I always put a lipbalm on before going to sleep and when I woke up, it was still on my lips
I'm so damn sure I know who my soulmate is, but why can't it be someone I can actually be with??
October 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm so damn sure I know who my soulmate is, but why can't it be someone I can actually be with??
There are 7 books I would love to read by the end of 2026:
- Marley & Me by John Grogan
- Tracks by Robyn Davidson
- The Green Mile by Stephen King
- Why Am I Like This by Gemma Styles
- The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- The Education of Hyman Kaplan by Leo Rosten
- Marley & Me by John Grogan
- Tracks by Robyn Davidson
- The Green Mile by Stephen King
- Why Am I Like This by Gemma Styles
- The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- The Education of Hyman Kaplan by Leo Rosten
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There are 7 books I would love to read by the end of 2026:
- Marley & Me by John Grogan
- Tracks by Robyn Davidson
- The Green Mile by Stephen King
- Why Am I Like This by Gemma Styles
- The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- The Education of Hyman Kaplan by Leo Rosten
- Marley & Me by John Grogan
- Tracks by Robyn Davidson
- The Green Mile by Stephen King
- Why Am I Like This by Gemma Styles
- The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- The Education of Hyman Kaplan by Leo Rosten
There are less and less people who understand me
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There are less and less people who understand me
What I love about my job? When I have a nice talk with older tourists, give them some advices and recommendations and they end the conversation by shaking my hand, I feel so grateful for that simple gesture of appreciation
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What I love about my job? When I have a nice talk with older tourists, give them some advices and recommendations and they end the conversation by shaking my hand, I feel so grateful for that simple gesture of appreciation
Some New Zealanders told me I have "that American twang". That's just my 4 years as a country fan, sir
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Some New Zealanders told me I have "that American twang". That's just my 4 years as a country fan, sir
I'm at the point of life when people don't know if they should call me Miss or Mrs.
July 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm at the point of life when people don't know if they should call me Miss or Mrs.
There are 2 books that changed the way I look at life and noone in my family wants to read them. My grandma decided to give one a try and she absolutely loves it 😍
July 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are 2 books that changed the way I look at life and noone in my family wants to read them. My grandma decided to give one a try and she absolutely loves it 😍
Met some older tourists who sounded just like TLJ and then, after I recommended them some Czech alcohol, they started talking about cider... Of course they were from Bristol
June 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Met some older tourists who sounded just like TLJ and then, after I recommended them some Czech alcohol, they started talking about cider... Of course they were from Bristol
The world keeps rejecting me and I know I should be used to it by now, but somehow it hurts more and more everytime it happens
May 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The world keeps rejecting me and I know I should be used to it by now, but somehow it hurts more and more everytime it happens
"Mom, Sam locked the new teacher outside on Monday."
"Oh, did you help her?"
"No, I was laughing so hard."
- about my job as a Kindergarten teacher
"Oh, did you help her?"
"No, I was laughing so hard."
- about my job as a Kindergarten teacher
May 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"Mom, Sam locked the new teacher outside on Monday."
"Oh, did you help her?"
"No, I was laughing so hard."
- about my job as a Kindergarten teacher
"Oh, did you help her?"
"No, I was laughing so hard."
- about my job as a Kindergarten teacher
It took me my whole life to meet someone who would be a perfect match to my chaotic personality but the person is happily taken
May 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It took me my whole life to meet someone who would be a perfect match to my chaotic personality but the person is happily taken
Are hairy forearms really that problematic and repulsive?
May 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Are hairy forearms really that problematic and repulsive?
I was quite skeptical about taking a job as a kindergarten teacher after my Irish experience, but there's a 3 y.o. girl who makes me like children again
May 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I was quite skeptical about taking a job as a kindergarten teacher after my Irish experience, but there's a 3 y.o. girl who makes me like children again
I spent several minutes trying to remember if my heart is on my left or right side, that's how exhausted I am
April 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I spent several minutes trying to remember if my heart is on my left or right side, that's how exhausted I am
Trying to fly
But not knowing how to land
We may speak the same language
But I still don't understand
Knowing the melody
But forgetting the words
Watching the same stars
But living in two different worlds
- M.O.
But not knowing how to land
We may speak the same language
But I still don't understand
Knowing the melody
But forgetting the words
Watching the same stars
But living in two different worlds
- M.O.
April 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trying to fly
But not knowing how to land
We may speak the same language
But I still don't understand
Knowing the melody
But forgetting the words
Watching the same stars
But living in two different worlds
- M.O.
But not knowing how to land
We may speak the same language
But I still don't understand
Knowing the melody
But forgetting the words
Watching the same stars
But living in two different worlds
- M.O.
People are like cakes. You don't have to know the recipe to decide if you like it or not
April 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
People are like cakes. You don't have to know the recipe to decide if you like it or not
Waiting for CJ to release her song for the first time since becoming a fan of hers is so exciting!!!
March 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Waiting for CJ to release her song for the first time since becoming a fan of hers is so exciting!!!
I feel like I stopped living
March 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I feel like I stopped living
Is our happy place the same as our safe place?
March 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is our happy place the same as our safe place?