Who writes a daily haiku
'Bout college football
Probably not quit his team
On eve of playoff
Probably not quit his team
On eve of playoff
Make uninspired hires
Buyouts just mean more
Make uninspired hires
Buyouts just mean more
Hey Chicago, do you care?
NU's playing there
Hey Chicago, do you care?
NU's playing there
Against this Patricia D?
Gonna be ugly
Against this Patricia D?
Gonna be ugly
Can't row the boat with all these
Ducks in the water
Can't row the boat with all these
Ducks in the water
Ross-Ade a house of horrors
But only for Bucks
Ross-Ade a house of horrors
But only for Bucks
November turn gloomy; came the wreck of Coach Fick
November turn gloomy; came the wreck of Coach Fick
Rivalries keep expanding
Fitting for Space Game
Rivalries keep expanding
Fitting for Space Game
Badger fans gonna put the
"Mad" in Madison
Badger fans gonna put the
"Mad" in Madison
Can we all stop pretending
Carson Beck is good?
Can we all stop pretending
Carson Beck is good?
Might need world's largest cocktail
To watch today's game
Might need world's largest cocktail
To watch today's game
Underachieving head coach
A dead man walking
Underachieving head coach
A dead man walking
Lead the search for LSU
Head Coach Clay Travis
Lead the search for LSU
Head Coach Clay Travis
Week 1 media darlings
Now paper tigers
Week 1 media darlings
Now paper tigers
What is money anyway?
Pay the players more
What is money anyway?
Pay the players more
Despite changing his accent
Boy is his face red
Despite changing his accent
Boy is his face red
In their own home stadium
Are Trice as much fun
In their own home stadium
Are Trice as much fun
Hogging afternoon spotlight
Get it? It's a pig.
Hogging afternoon spotlight
Get it? It's a pig.
After back to back shutouts
B1G Embarrassment
After back to back shutouts
B1G Embarrassment
Florida is a bad job?
Time to drain the swamp
Florida is a bad job?
Time to drain the swamp
Or should that be excrement?
B1G Turd Saturdays
Or should that be excrement?
B1G Turd Saturdays
The best place to agitate
Thanks for paying me
The best place to agitate
Thanks for paying me