Nonono. That person is on retainer and has already performed basic reconnaissance on your home. Retribution will be immediate.
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nonono. That person is on retainer and has already performed basic reconnaissance on your home. Retribution will be immediate.
As for Paramount? 60 Minutes isn’t that big a chunk of the business. They Ellisons will make up those losses somewhere else from a grateful administration.
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As for Paramount? 60 Minutes isn’t that big a chunk of the business. They Ellisons will make up those losses somewhere else from a grateful administration.
Bezos is getting billions more out of govt contracts for AWS and the like than he is out of some silly little paper. Putting a friendly regime in place and demonstrating fealty to it gets him far more than a quarter bill.
(+ less regulation & making lawsuits go away…)
(+ less regulation & making lawsuits go away…)
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bezos is getting billions more out of govt contracts for AWS and the like than he is out of some silly little paper. Putting a friendly regime in place and demonstrating fealty to it gets him far more than a quarter bill.
(+ less regulation & making lawsuits go away…)
(+ less regulation & making lawsuits go away…)
They’re okay with that.
Bezos paid $250mil for the Washington Post, he’s gotten more value out of it than that by influencing political outcomes or currying favor.
Bezos paid $250mil for the Washington Post, he’s gotten more value out of it than that by influencing political outcomes or currying favor.
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
They’re okay with that.
Bezos paid $250mil for the Washington Post, he’s gotten more value out of it than that by influencing political outcomes or currying favor.
Bezos paid $250mil for the Washington Post, he’s gotten more value out of it than that by influencing political outcomes or currying favor.
Ooh, don’t throw me in that briar patch.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ooh, don’t throw me in that briar patch.
I’m not gonna say they look like biscuits (or at least not good biscuits) but they look closer to biscuits than they do pancakes. Scale is all off.
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m not gonna say they look like biscuits (or at least not good biscuits) but they look closer to biscuits than they do pancakes. Scale is all off.
Look up Listifications, and that’ll give you all the deets.
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Look up Listifications, and that’ll give you all the deets.
God bless us, every one!
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
God bless us, every one!
It was SO a right!
I mean, FM was a privilege, sure.
I mean, FM was a privilege, sure.
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It was SO a right!
I mean, FM was a privilege, sure.
I mean, FM was a privilege, sure.
Couldn’t resist the allure of the candy-like red button!
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Couldn’t resist the allure of the candy-like red button!
I think that’s glycerine.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I think that’s glycerine.
I can’t go back from the wagyu clown meat. Mimes raised on beer? *chef kiss*
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I can’t go back from the wagyu clown meat. Mimes raised on beer? *chef kiss*
Lionel Hutz taught you nothing!
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lionel Hutz taught you nothing!
That’s for the snorkel, duh.
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That’s for the snorkel, duh.
There was an Onion article after Obama won reelection in ‘12 that had the GOP frontrunner for ‘16 being “a White Hot Ball of Rage”.
Yep.
Yep.
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There was an Onion article after Obama won reelection in ‘12 that had the GOP frontrunner for ‘16 being “a White Hot Ball of Rage”.
Yep.
Yep.
They gave them all 4 of those little arm floaties, 1 for each limb. Totally fine.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They gave them all 4 of those little arm floaties, 1 for each limb. Totally fine.
*pan to Roman Polanski, sitting right there, obviously upset at not being deemed “beloved”*
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*pan to Roman Polanski, sitting right there, obviously upset at not being deemed “beloved”*
I would *so* rush to the grocery store to buy all the Pop Tarts they have in stock.
*looks up date*
*goes to betting site and puts down $20 on Dec27*
*looks up date*
*goes to betting site and puts down $20 on Dec27*
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I would *so* rush to the grocery store to buy all the Pop Tarts they have in stock.
*looks up date*
*goes to betting site and puts down $20 on Dec27*
*looks up date*
*goes to betting site and puts down $20 on Dec27*
Yes. For the love of God, Montressor.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Yes. For the love of God, Montressor.
Oh, you got The Last Starfighter set? Nice!
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh, you got The Last Starfighter set? Nice!
It has grown *wildly* more consumeristic in my lifetime. I remember Xmas decorations and sales being somewhat rare before Thanksgiving, now I see rows of candy in the grocery stores before Halloween.
For good or for ill, many retailers are now dependent on Xmas sales.
For good or for ill, many retailers are now dependent on Xmas sales.
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It has grown *wildly* more consumeristic in my lifetime. I remember Xmas decorations and sales being somewhat rare before Thanksgiving, now I see rows of candy in the grocery stores before Halloween.
For good or for ill, many retailers are now dependent on Xmas sales.
For good or for ill, many retailers are now dependent on Xmas sales.
Assigned Grinch at birth?
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Assigned Grinch at birth?