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lmao
Screenshot of an article that says “Robert F Kennedy Jr submerged himself in D.C. creek with high bacteria levels including E. Coli” and he looks a lot like ET in the saddest part of the movie
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Was stunned to see this shot laid out for me one spring sunset in 2011 Malcesine
A red Fiat 500 is the only car visible in a car park with a mountain view of a gorgeous sunset in a photo taken with an iPhone 4 in 2011
August 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Your outie tries to use go/links on their personal computer
A screenshot of Ms Casey from Severance delivering a Severance Outie Affirmation
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Your outie bookmarks pages to visit later, but never opens the bookmarks folder
A still photo of the Ms. Casey character from Severance, with her characteristic lack of affect
February 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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texting all my group chats when I should be chopping vegetables
screenshot of movie Planes Trains, and Automobiles featuring Edie McClure as a bubbly car rental clerk on the telephone with her friend
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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I think you’re right. Took a shot of my chrome keyboard on iOS vs the (native?) keyboard used by Bluesky as I type this
Screenshot of Chrome iOS keyboard that highlights a period inserted between the space bar and a “Go” button, presumably to aid with typing URLs with top domain Screenshot of Bluesky keyboard that presumably uses native iOS keyboard which doesn’t have the period or “.” which results in fewer typos
November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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…and music!
Photo of music artist Dan Parr, famous for his song St. Elmos Fire (man in motion) photo of Rob Lowe playing the saxophone in an iconic movie still of St. Elmos Fire (1985)
November 25, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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A screenshot of a script excerpt from the Chevy Chase film “Fletch” that reads as follows: Dr. Joseph Dolan : Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber? Fletch : No, that's "Babar". Dr. Joseph Dolan : Two B's? Fletch : One B. B-A-B-A-R. Dr. Joseph Dolan : That's two. Fletch : Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. Dr. Joseph Dolan : Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar? Fletch : I don't know. I don't have any. Dr. Joseph Dolan : No children? Fletch : No elephant books
August 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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welp
The can’t argue with that meme, an image in a two panel comic style meme where a stick man raises a finger and opens his mouth in the top panel, as if he were about to say something, and lowers it in the second panel, as if realizing that the thing he was objecting about now makes sense.
August 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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August 1, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Came here to say this
Screenshot of Tilda Swinton playing the part of a corrupt corporate officer ordering a hit on a law partner in the fictional movie Michael Clayton (2007)
May 2, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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October 16, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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Yeah this was a deliberate pull, just said ‘same vibe’ because it tends to yield more engagement than “look at this racist war dude”

Like, reskeet and subscribe for more of my shitposting PROTIPS
October 16, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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same vibe
“Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey Seen Together With Steve Bannon And White Supremacist Chuck C. Johnson” and by seen together the headline writer may have meant flashing the white power OK symbol while sporting shit-eating grins
October 16, 2023 at 6:20 PM
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Posting this as a bat-signal to pilot-Twitter (Skeeter?) hoping that birds of a feather like @shari-in-the-sky.bsky.social and others will boost // so I can find them again after deleting that other app
A dashcam image of a Ford Maverick with a customized license plate that reads GOOSE
October 8, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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the ad budget
Screenshot of native iOS “Time Limit” feature’s warning saying ‘You’ve reached your limit on Twitter’ which is displayed when a time limit you’ve set runs out
October 6, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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When I drop a joke at the leads review
A photo of an old analog “hard landing indicator” taken from the flight deck of an old aircraft. The 1,5g 2g, and 2,5g indicators are all in the “on” position
October 6, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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The why not both meme but just the celebration image where the group holds her up while cheering
September 23, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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important information to reveal to the public
a diagram illustrating that the entire cinema room is moving down like an elevator as the credits roll
August 28, 2023 at 5:23 AM
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Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog
July 29, 2023 at 6:06 AM
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Incredible stuff from @chafkin.bsky.social

https://twitter.com/chafkin/status/1683475959981264900?s=46&t=JTpUXYlOpJBRzp2O_qnkdA
July 24, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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huge day for cool s artists
July 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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Rocket raccoon sharing his BlueSky invites with his friends 😭
June 4, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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this bitch 🐾
May 18, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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Twitter still haz teh butt stuff
May 18, 2023 at 4:35 AM