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Ken Walter
@kpwalter13.bsky.social
Happy dad, RPG and art enthusiast, I have a day job too but all views expressed here are personal and have nothing to do with my employer. he/him
Did anybody get a picture of that goalpost before it sprinted away?
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It *isnt*. That’s the other problem. The bookkeeping that shows losses is because it’s forced by law to pre-fund lifetime pensions for every employee *plus* some abstract number tha haven’t even been hired yet. It’s a made up accounting scheme GOP forced on them to make them look unprofitable.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
ROFLMAO. I pay $0.45/kwh to investor owned utility meanwhile the city-owned utility across the state border charges $0.08. Get outta here!
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
All cats are fey goblins. That we love is part of the glamour, that’s the only possible reason. Pictured: my goblin, whom I try to keep alive despite all her best daily efforts.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ye gods I hate that you’re completely right. The choices in the states boil down to “make it all fascist” or “pause that but don’t fix it, are you happy now?”
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My wife’s standard metric is 20%, 30% for highly publicized issues. No matter how bipartisan and obviously good the subject (“declaring city-wide waffles are good day!”), guarantee at least 20% vote against it because being contrarian jerks is their entire personality.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh yes, although to some doctors credit, the surgeon was giving the anesthesiologist a death stare and even mouthed “what are you doing!?” While he was chasing dosages. C section #2 was a whole different hospital and we had a great consult pre-surgery that accounted for her past complications.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
God my wife went through that but not for two hours. Terrible reaction to the anesthesia. Although kid1 was a worse time, since the anaesthesia never took all the way and she felt the entire procedure. The doctors wish I cold punch.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ooh… can I just borrow.. technomancer circuitpriest. CR5, adds inspiration to other technomancers within 100 feet. Special: lightning shield, static charge (charge one target within 60’), discharge (target creature that has been charged with lightning)
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
We had our wedding officiated by one such phenomenal individual. She was the best part of our day!
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not for a fucking second, he and his paintings can jump in a Kuwaiti fire fountain.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This sounds like the Monty python hospital sketch in Meaning of Life. No new problems I swear.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’d watch.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Huh. Suddenly understand the She-Ra remake so much better.
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
and I should be clearer too. I would *love* to see a dinotopia adaptation you would be involved with. Don’t mean that to be disrespect. But I want it to respect the grand wonder and not wink at the audience too much.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Eeeeeee. The one Dinotopia movie adaptation I’m aware of is cringe start to finish. Gurney’s true originals are full of wonder - the spinoffs are hollow. Dancing in the bones of a ruined palace and pretending to be princelings.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Californians voted for a high speed trail corridor and authorized a massive bond measure to fund it 17 years ago. The planned completion date, which no one believes anymore, is 2050. I will be on social security and my kids middle aged before they open a thing I voted for in college.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Some of us are just fine thanks, but I agree the white people who raised me are … not fighting for anybody these days, despite what they said I was supposed to value.

That’s the memetic disconnect for me. I embody the lessons they taught me - and they hate that?
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Following to be sure I see it then.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Venn diagram of mob protection rackets and the most foolish mid century corporate brinkmanship. “Boss, AWS went down for a day and now everyone is talking about how it’s dangerous so may things run on Amazon!” “Oh ARE THEY!?? Hold my beer! We’ll show everyone what runs on MICRO$OFT!!”
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tons of white families too, this is such BS. My Uncle Bill is literally just my dad’s college roommate. He’s still Uncle Bill.
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
lol every once in a while your posts make me want to dig through my binder of mtg cards from 1996-1997 and wonder if I could even make a laughable attempt at playing today.
October 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM