Thanks. Tho, it's fine. Their support team's response was unusually fast this time around so it's all good. I checked Reddit and its seems that the auto-moderation is going ham on chronic users for all the slightest reasons.

Final update to this. Suspension got lifted but account's bricked. And, apparently, these are the reasons:

Man, fuck checkmarks. Years of rep-building— back to zero.

Aight, imma go full NSFW here instead. I already got this badge of honor anyways.