I've been in a funky mood lately, revisiting the classics like baka survivor

youtu.be/n9QTaxnm-P0?...

Reading Terry Prachett is great to learn how to write humour

Who else is gonna dunk on the monarchy by saying they were so inbred heirs ended up dragging their knuckles on the ground?

Few days ago my father met with an old friend of his that's a kung fu sensei. When he learned that I did krav maga his answer was gold

"What? Those guys are crazy! They kick you in the balls and them piss on your ear!"

Today I've wasted a stupid amount of soap to finally enjoy my dream movie bubble bath

I have no regrets

Dude, I got 6-7'd today, I really didn't see that coming

I finally understand dads, messing with teens is pretty fun. Best is when you hit that sweet spot of making them laugh and cringe at the same time.

Next I'm gonna ask them if they think the Lord of the Rings is classic cinema, and after that, that's a real skibidi movie

Buddy at the gym: Bro, why do you want to do the splits so much?

The reason:

If I have the chance, I'd like to one day learn some baijiquan. Really wanna give those shoulder bashes a go.

It's also because of the poses, I feel like I'm in a marital arts movie whenever I use a kung fu move

One of my favourite #manga is No Guns Life. The story, art and characters are all great, but I'm not gonna lie

I got it because the main guy has a gun for a head

These past months I've had fun with some friendly shit-talking on training days, to the point of planning them before

One of the bests was when I told two of the 14 year olds "shut up, when you were a kid you watched fnaf gameplays instead of cartoons. You thought of markiplier as your godfather"

I recently got into resident evil 6, despite the stink eye that two friends of mine that are big into the franchise gave me.

Holy shit it's like one of those insane korean action movies, it's fucking amazing!

And you can even elbow drop the zombies!

I've been training my legs to do the splits, but because I want to do Johnny Cage's nut punch to a pal that's big into Mortal Kombat

Now I know how vampires feel like, because I've been sick for a week and had to avoid the sun every chance I got

This year I started reading Discworld's Watch books, and holy shit they hook you harder than drugs

Funny thing about martial artist, half of us are a bunch of nerds. So, one day I was doing a combination with my partner and finish it with a kamehameha to his chest for the laughs

My master walked right next, looks and he goes and says

"Holy shit, a hadouken!"

He loves his toy

I do krav maga, and let me tell you, a lot of us 100% agree with this joke the Simpsons made about our style.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qI...

10 out of 10 explanation, no notes.

Even my sensei loves it

Bro, I was trying out #wattpad and I got mobbed by bots in a few hours trying to get my contact, and only one of them looked somewhat human

Do you like #isekai? Do you think that all those #stories about life and money struggles would be better if someone was getting suplexed?

Well I've got a thing you'll like, so check it out!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1361...

By the way, the cover was made by the amazing @shadshakia.bsky.social