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Krämer Der Krampůs
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Grüße von den Perchten in dieser Weihnachtszeit

Have you been Naughty or Nice?

I love yuletide cheer, 🎄
The tasty tributes🍭🍺
The Smell of the beer👹
All in the name of
A bountiful year. 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
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Grüße Freunde

I Know I know….. 🙄

Tis a bit empty in here now,But do not fret.

Ill soon have stuff here to oogle at. 🛎️
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"Mischievous spirit of unintentional and out of control fires, Burner of saunas and toppler of unattended candles"

((Been wanting to cook with Gävlebocken inspired design for a long time~ 🐐))
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Ohhhhhhh der Weihnachtsbock <3.
"Mischievous spirit of unintentional and out of control fires, Burner of saunas and toppler of unattended candles"

((Been wanting to cook with Gävlebocken inspired design for a long time~ 🐐))
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
@purplepawsky.bsky.social Hey Nerd!

Ive heard You have been really naughty this past year!!!! 👹

Not that I am complaining.
Just Keep up the great work.

Ill be looking forward to handing you your punishment…… I mean your present personally. 🎁
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
TIS NOT YOUR ALARM CLOCK RINGING! 👹
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Throwback to when I was 7 and asked the oldest mall Santa in the world for a Game Boy.

🎅🏻“A game board?”
Me: “A Game Boy”
🎅🏻“Like Monopoly?”

And then he fell asleep or died.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
………. * sneezes*
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am going to gain a few pounds this season..
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
When you live the life of a dishonorable soul, a theif, a murderer, a defiler, a robber of innocence, The tolling bells of Accountability can be scarier then all the devils and monsters that haunt your dreams.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Galdorcræft - Krampus (Official Video) youtu.be/lLnNG6YaqTU?... via @YouTube
Galdorcræft - Krampus (Official Video)
YouTube video by Galdorcræft
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December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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'Julbocken' (Yule Goat), 1917
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Winter solstice is on its way. Blessed be
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A tool is only as good as the person who wields it. An instrument of good works or evil deeds. Give heed, Take care, Choose wisely. 👹
a man without a shirt is mowing grass in a field
ALT: a man without a shirt is mowing grass in a field
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December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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2014. Krampus wasn’t widely known this side of the pond yet. Wish I had a photo of his reaction on first spotting me…the grin went all the way around and the top of his head separated like a South Park Canadian. 👹🖤
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Hide your naughty little children, Krampus comes round tonight. Wishing everyone a very merry Krampusnacht! (painting from my 2012 novel "Krampus, The Yule Lord")
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Jedes Jahr wird mein Sack kleiner und kleiner, und immer mehr unartige Gestalten scheinen es hineinzuschaffen. Ich werde morgen furchtbare Rückenschmerzen haben. Denkt bitte an mich, den alten Ziegenbock!

#Krampusnacht
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
WILLST DU MIT MIR AUF DIE CUCKOLD-COUCH KOMMEN?
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ich werde dieses Jahr sehr beschäftigt sein...
August 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Had a great time at the first ever #krampusamerica convention in bremerton wa. Ive learned quite alot about the history and customs of this alpine tradition. thank you @krampusbremerton.bsky.social and @krampusseattle.bsky.social for putting all of this together. I cant wait to see you next time! 🛎️
May 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A Sheridan family tradition 👹🎅🏻

Happy Holidays, all! Keep it weird.
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
dieser Mann hat es!
Friday with energy
YouTube video by Rub U1
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March 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM