KramerTheKraken
@kramerthekraken.bsky.social
I'm just here so I don't get fined. You're favorite mythological being here to bring you joy and muscles. MMA enthusiast 🥊 pretty people enjoyer.
Join me for another SENSUAL episode of Date anything: Devious dust bunny. So far we've had sex with our bed, courted an unstable body of water and pissed off our bag of dildos. It's gonna get weird. www.twitch.tv/kramerthekra...
September 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Join me for another SENSUAL episode of Date anything: Devious dust bunny. So far we've had sex with our bed, courted an unstable body of water and pissed off our bag of dildos. It's gonna get weird. www.twitch.tv/kramerthekra...
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Been almost a week, but what an awesome weekend I had!
Great food (looots of it!) & great memories ✨
Thanks, @kramerthekraken.bsky.social, you're the fucking best! 😊🤘
Great food (looots of it!) & great memories ✨
Thanks, @kramerthekraken.bsky.social, you're the fucking best! 😊🤘
August 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Been almost a week, but what an awesome weekend I had!
Great food (looots of it!) & great memories ✨
Thanks, @kramerthekraken.bsky.social, you're the fucking best! 😊🤘
Great food (looots of it!) & great memories ✨
Thanks, @kramerthekraken.bsky.social, you're the fucking best! 😊🤘
Tony Ferguson winning his boxing debut is enough to make a man cry
August 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tony Ferguson winning his boxing debut is enough to make a man cry
Zack Snyder when people prefer superman being a good guy
July 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Zack Snyder when people prefer superman being a good guy
What does a ki blast even feel like?
July 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What does a ki blast even feel like?
Pedro Pascal is no longer safe for my criticisms
July 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pedro Pascal is no longer safe for my criticisms
Stevie Ray Vaughn writes a song about flooding in Texas
People in Texas when it floods:
People in Texas when it floods:
July 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Stevie Ray Vaughn writes a song about flooding in Texas
People in Texas when it floods:
People in Texas when it floods:
They're gonna announce ciryl gane vs Tom Aspinall aren't they?
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
They're gonna announce ciryl gane vs Tom Aspinall aren't they?
My dog does not appreciate the 4th of July. I've tried explaining patriotism to him but it doesn't justify the sky flowers to him.
July 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My dog does not appreciate the 4th of July. I've tried explaining patriotism to him but it doesn't justify the sky flowers to him.
It's time for UFC 317
June 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It's time for UFC 317
I hope glass animals is thinking about me.
June 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hope glass animals is thinking about me.
Marvel rivals are in the kitchen cooking and I don't want them to stop
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Marvel rivals are in the kitchen cooking and I don't want them to stop
I watched white lotus season 2 for Alexandria daddario.
Stayed for Sydney Sweeney
Stayed for Sydney Sweeney
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I watched white lotus season 2 for Alexandria daddario.
Stayed for Sydney Sweeney
Stayed for Sydney Sweeney
Do you love him?
April 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Do you love him?
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Pushing through final touches, 144 shots.
So close… but like, actually.
So close… but like, actually.
March 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pushing through final touches, 144 shots.
So close… but like, actually.
So close… but like, actually.
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April 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm going to party so hard by myself tonight. It's going to make your grandparents sad!
December 31, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I'm going to party so hard by myself tonight. It's going to make your grandparents sad!
All I want for Christmas is you isn't a bad song. Youre just a grinch
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 AM
All I want for Christmas is you isn't a bad song. Youre just a grinch
I thought the app was pronounced "blueski"
I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I thought the app was pronounced "blueski"
I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot
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Wanted to keep this.....handy 👀 (this is a joke pls laugh)
October 22, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Wanted to keep this.....handy 👀 (this is a joke pls laugh)