When you work IT, this usually means reviewing a department's hardware and telling them which ones to replace this year.

No one should be okay right now. The world is not okay.

I've never understood the appeal of Nurgle even in the abstract. If I'm going to be immortal, I want to be an immortal, soulless machine of living metal.

You pick the worst fucking President since Andrew Johnson to lionize?

Does it count as frolicking if I tiptoe through the tulips?

You would stop approximately a hundred times more child sex abuse by passing a law saying kids aren't allowed to go to church, be around cops, or play sports than you would with a social media ban. Weird how you're not supporting that! Why do you hate children and want them to be sexually abused?

Now let's teach them chemistry.
Their faces when they realise it's chemicals all the way down.

A stinger is a musical cue, the most commonly recognised example of which is probably "dun dun dun!" but includes all sorts of little sounds to draw attention.

Because the people in charge are still Clintons and Clintonites and they think Donald Trump is good for their pocketbooks and polling results.

One of my first thoughts when I saw the snippets of the essay being shared around was seeing her write "the Bible says <blah>" was to immediately ask "Where? What Chapter and Verse says that? CITE YOUR SOURCE."

Fuck no, this is creepy as hell. AI fucking sucks.

Which leads so many to not really consider how utterly un-Christian capitalism is.

Insects and beetles are animals. Animal is a munch broader category than mammal.

I like that they can't give me that information. It actually makes me trust they're obeying my "fuck off with that spy shit" settings.

I've been here since 1992. It was always weird.

I do not remember ever having that feeling.

Fucking finally! What took so long?

You also have water in you.