kren
@kren.bsky.social
virtually having the time of my life
📍Boston
📍Boston
happy porchfest to you & yours
May 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
happy porchfest to you & yours
damn I’ve been doing it all wrong
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
damn I’ve been doing it all wrong
on his way to give you all the clues
March 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
on his way to give you all the clues
I bet they deliver Proven Results
March 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I bet they deliver Proven Results
Smithsonian Museum of Natural History exhibits that I’ll be thinking about for a long time:
-huge chunk of quartz sitting there politely in the corner of the Hope Diamond room
-this
-huge chunk of quartz sitting there politely in the corner of the Hope Diamond room
-this
March 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Smithsonian Museum of Natural History exhibits that I’ll be thinking about for a long time:
-huge chunk of quartz sitting there politely in the corner of the Hope Diamond room
-this
-huge chunk of quartz sitting there politely in the corner of the Hope Diamond room
-this
a Sex & the City episode where Carrie meets a musician & can’t place why he looks so familiar. later she winds up at the big gig. this is the look he gives her right before ripping into the opening bars of “Berries & Cream”
February 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
a Sex & the City episode where Carrie meets a musician & can’t place why he looks so familiar. later she winds up at the big gig. this is the look he gives her right before ripping into the opening bars of “Berries & Cream”
what is this. an ADU for ANTS?????
February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
what is this. an ADU for ANTS?????
drank a Celsius & clip-clopped around in the bitter cold for a couple hours & now I must reckon with what I have become
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
drank a Celsius & clip-clopped around in the bitter cold for a couple hours & now I must reckon with what I have become
one thing that rules is that this place still has all the original metal cabinetry from the ‘50s & the sink features a hood ornament of sorts. a bodacious, armed & debatably nude chickiebabe who says wash your hands or else
December 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
one thing that rules is that this place still has all the original metal cabinetry from the ‘50s & the sink features a hood ornament of sorts. a bodacious, armed & debatably nude chickiebabe who says wash your hands or else
my parents have acquired something called “the devil chair.” word is that my sister in law “needed to get it out of the house.” her father found it discarded roadside many years ago 👍
December 29, 2024 at 3:10 PM
my parents have acquired something called “the devil chair.” word is that my sister in law “needed to get it out of the house.” her father found it discarded roadside many years ago 👍
pondered it @ Mount Auburn Cemetery last night
December 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
pondered it @ Mount Auburn Cemetery last night
some people (me) search a lifetime for a keychain this dumb
December 10, 2024 at 11:55 PM
some people (me) search a lifetime for a keychain this dumb
after a workplace accident knocked me into a vat of sprinkles, I knew there was only one law firm I could trust to make things right
December 2, 2024 at 1:30 PM
after a workplace accident knocked me into a vat of sprinkles, I knew there was only one law firm I could trust to make things right
he can’t miss me because he doesn’t even know what a November is & I think that’s beautiful
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
he can’t miss me because he doesn’t even know what a November is & I think that’s beautiful
not within possum-feeding range this year so instead it’s time to take a look back at their greatest hits. you can tell we’re going back in time because they get smaller (due to fewer dinner rolls)
November 28, 2024 at 12:53 AM
not within possum-feeding range this year so instead it’s time to take a look back at their greatest hits. you can tell we’re going back in time because they get smaller (due to fewer dinner rolls)
over the past few Thanksgivings, I made my own little tradition of coaxing the giant possums out of the bushes with treats. key takeaways: they love a gently warmed dinner roll but are totally unimpressed by a festive pita pocket filled with craisins (sometimes known as a “cranberry cornucopia”)
November 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
over the past few Thanksgivings, I made my own little tradition of coaxing the giant possums out of the bushes with treats. key takeaways: they love a gently warmed dinner roll but are totally unimpressed by a festive pita pocket filled with craisins (sometimes known as a “cranberry cornucopia”)
“if I get enough packing done, I can go see Blood Incantation tonight” she said delusionally
November 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
“if I get enough packing done, I can go see Blood Incantation tonight” she said delusionally
