I love having visitors

Occasionally I wake up and remember "oh right this house is awesome despite everything being broken as shit"

Here's some free advice

Astreia: this looks so much better now!

It's not really our job to keep growing the bluesky user base and I don't understand why people with no financial stake in the company would even care but this is dishonest as well lol

Damn if I were running a bot farm on blue sky I'd at least pick a less hideous englishman

You got the Flavacol? This is the move

Me watching my feed after finding out Trump sucked off Bill Clinton

The one time its funny to snitch

Mr president i have terminal diarrhea from eating dilberitos please send me 10 million dollars