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@krikalitika.bsky.social
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This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong. I contain multiple ‘tudes.

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With alt-text:
If FBI Director Kash Patel and Attorney General Pam Bondi, eager to impress the White House, decide to pursue a subpoena, they could certainly try, but (a) there's no reason to assume this would work; (b) it'd likely produce some hilarious court filings ("Your honor, we believe these members of Congress hurt Trump's feelings by telling the truth"); and (c) there's no reason to comply with such madness in advance.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
krikalitika.bsky.social
he looks both sociopathic in his angry, vacant stare, yet also lost and dementia riddled

He’s reverting to default petulant child face but there’s no cognition behind the eyes
Closeup of Trump where he looks both sociopathic in his angry, vacant stare, and also lost and dementia riddled
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Excerpt from quoted article: "It is right out of the playbook, you know, the playbook of authoritarianism. That's what they do. They try to suppress speech," Kelly said. "Every one of us has First Amendment speech rights, and I think the president is infringing on those and he is sending, he is sending a pretty strong message. You do not want to cross him, and your loyalty should be to him. It should not. It should always be to the Constitution."
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
TFW you don’t realize the invaders at original Thanksgiving was yourselves 🤡💩
Homeland Security tweet says “This Thanksgiving, there is no room at the table for invaders.”
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Horrific article & heinous handling of the various investigating bodies

They’ve retraumatized these victims 💔💔💔
Young's evidence helped secure the conviction of St Camillus headteacher Littlewood (for cruelty and sex offences) and then of Husband in 2003. Although he became a leading campaigner against child sexual abuse, he never recovered. After Husband's conviction, he and other victims sued for compensation, and the Home Office fought every allegation. At one point, a doctor was brought forward in court to claim Young was genetically predisposed to being abused. Young received £94,000 in 2009 to compensate for his suffering and lost fortune. He told us he had spent £40,000 fighting his case. When we interviewed him in 2012 he was living in a shed at the bottom of a friend's garden. He died of cancer in 2021, aged 62, having been told the one thing he wanted, a public inquiry, wouldn't happen. Despite the compensation, there had been no public apology to the abuse victims. In 2010, the then justice minister Jack Straw said: "The terms of the agreement did not include an apology."
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Ah man, didn’t realize his panic screed was so huge it overran the character limit 💀
He has so much more CAPLOCK to give!

Here’s the rest:
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump • (Continued) …including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX CUT BILL, Strong Borders, No Men in Women's Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEl, stopping Biden's Record Setting Inflation, lowering Prices, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History, ending EIGHT Wars, rebuilding our Military, knocking out Iran's Nuclear capability, getting Trillions of Dollars INVESTED in the U.S.A., creating the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World, and even delivering a HUGE DEFEAT to the Democrats on the recent Shutdown Disaster. For years our Great Nation has had to endure RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, UKRAINE, UKRAINE, UKRAINE, IMPEACHMENT HOAX #1, IMPEACHMENT HOAX #2, and many other Democrat created Witch Hunts and Scams, all of which have been so terrible and divisive for our Country, and have been done to confuse, deflect, and distract from the GREAT JOB that Republicans, and the Trump Administration, are doing. This latest Hoax will backfire on the Democrats just as all of the rest have! Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
krikalitika.bsky.social
Wordsalad panic Alt text:
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump posted in “Truth Social” the following block of wordsalad panic in this uninterrupted block of primal scream: • Jeffrey Epstein, who was charged by the Trump Justice Department in 2019 (Not the Democrats!), was a lifelong Democrat, donated Thousands of Dollars to Democrat Politicians, and was deeply associated with many well-known Democrat figures, such as Bill Clinton (who traveled on his plane 26 times), Larry Summers (who just resigned from many Boards, including Harvard), Sleazebag Political Activist Reid Hoffman, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (who asked Epstein to donate to his Campaign AFTER Epstein was charged), Democrat Congresswoman Stacey Plaskett, and many more. Perhaps the truth about these Democrats, and their associations with Jeffrey Epstein, will soon be revealed, because I HAVE JUST SIGNED THE BILL TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! As everyone knows, I asked Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, to pass this Bill in the House and Senate, respectively. Because of this request, the votes were almost unanimous in favor of passage. At my direction, the Department of Justice has already turned over close to fifty thousand pages of documents to Congress. Do not forget — The Biden Administration did not turn over a SINGLE file or page related to Democrat Epstein, nor did they ever even speak about him. Democrats have used the "Epstein" issue, which affects them far more than the Republican Party, in order to try and distract from our AMAZING Victories, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX CUT BILL, Strong Borders, No Men in Women's Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEl, stopping Biden's Record Setting Inflation, lowering Prices, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History, ending EIGHT Wars, rebuilding our Military, knocking out Iran's Nuclear capability, getting Trillions of Dollars INVESTED in the U.S.A., creating the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World, and even delivering…
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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www.nydailynews.com/2025/11/16/n...
Article excerpt: All three officials have been allies of Mayor Adams, with Stewart and Holmes having a relationship with him that goes back decades. Reps for the mayor would not say if he was involved in any way in the decision, though he controls three votes on the pension board. Image shows Mayor Eric Adams and NYPD Chief of Department John Chell attend a press conference at police headquarters in Manhattan, New York City on Thursdav, Sept. 18, 2025.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My rescue family. I took in Nina when very pregnant & ended up keeping them all. They all surpassed 16 years, then age set in & broke my heart repeatedly until this past year when I lost my last baby 💔😿

1st pic is them all neatly lined up for chow time 🫶

From L: Opie, Jasper, Alice,
Nina & Stevie
From left, Opie, Jasper, Alice, Nina & Stevie Jasper and Opie Momma Nina Stevie, the last of my babies, passed away last year at the ripe age of 20 🫶💔😿
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Whole ratking all the way down
Picture of a ratking, which is a whole pack of rats all intertwined & bound together by entangled & fused tails
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Dandy, Queen of all she surveys, holding court in her basket throne
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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With alt text )which is ridiculously way to add, ya know):
How the Trump Administration Is Giving Even More Tax Breaks to the Wealthy The Treasury Department and Internal Revenue Service are issuing rules that provide hundreds of billions of dollars in tax relief to big companies and the ultrarich.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Post from Jesus Chrysler @JesusChrysterII Image is depicting a passed out Trump in the middle of an Oval Office Presser Their comment is “The State of the Union 11/6/25”
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
With alt text
A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at the Thursday event. It was a seemingly stark illustration of the strain of the presidency on a 79-year-old who typically keeps a vigorous travel schedule that even his aides say they struggle to keep up with - and who has reveled in calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe" Biden. Sitting behind the Resolute Desk on Thursday, the president displayed a constellation of movements familiar to anyone who has attempted to stay awake during a work meeting. He closed his eyes. He put his hand to his temple. He slouched in his chair. President Donald Trump appeared to struggle to keep his eyes open during a news conference on Nov. 6. (Video: The Washington Post)
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
Ok but that’s a nice one-two punch in the form of book titles 💀

www.nydailynews.com/2025/11/07/queen-elizabeth-prince-andrew-prostitutes-buckingham-palace/
Lownie said he's currently working on a follow-up book to "Entitled" called "Untitled," which will focus on the salacious allegations surrounding Andrew and his subsequent downfall.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
krikalitika.bsky.social
With alt text:
Kash Patel used a 60 million dollar Agency jet to go see his girlfriend this weekend. Trump has golfed 70 days this year, 24% of his second term, at a cost to taxpayers of $98,000,000. JD Vance's vacations this year have cost taxpayers 35 million dollars. The single mom on food stamps is not the problem. The immigrant needing emergency healthcare is not the problem. The child getting $6 a day for SNAP has never been, nor will they ever be, the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
Apart from his sociopathy,
I’m noticing how incredibly swollen his own concealer-caked hand is today compared to the shriveled dried beef appearance of his other hand 👀
Trump’s super swollen right hand (to the left in this front facing picture) in stark comparison to his aged & somewhat grizzled left hand (to the right in this front facing picture)
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The memes are cooking 😆
Spoof on Gadsens “don’t tread on me” flag with a picture of an ICE agent in full masked tactical gestapo gear against a bright yellow background with a subway hero flying straight into their face like a missile Caption says “Don’t Bread On Me”
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
The memes have already begun
Picture of Trump standing at his desk listlessly & staring ahead into the middle distance with an annoyed look on his face as one of his admin is collapsed in medical emergency nearby The caption of the picture overlays Trump with big green lettering saying “Trump” while the collapsed man on the floor that he’s ignoring directly next to his desk is overlaid with the same bright green lettering saying “US economy”
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
krikalitika.bsky.social
How quickly he gets bored & the expression is one of annoyance

Trump admin in a nutshell:
Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump fiddles with a paper on his desk, looking away Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump, still standing at his desk, glances over to ill man completely collapsed on the floor Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump looks away again and stares into the middle distance with an annoyed expression on his face as he stands flaccidly Medical emergency at WH cut off as photographers were being escorted out The screen has cut away to a test pattern & high pitched tone, ending the presser on how great health care is under Trump, Oz & RFK Jr 🤡
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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He can’t even order donuts 🫠
Picture of JD Vance standing in a green parka against a snowy mountain pointing off into the distance with squinting eyes & a blank confused face Caption says: “GLAZED… SPRINKLE STUFF… WHATEVER MAKES SENSE”
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
krikalitika.bsky.social
I mean. The sheer ~hypocrisy~ 😵‍💫
Tim Carney quote tweeting as follows: Tim Carney • @TPCarney Welp. Time for conservatives in Virginia to build up lots of legal defense funds. It's scary to think of what a vengeful and partisan man will do with the whole prosecutorial apparatus at his hands. 4h - Conor Sen @conorsen Jones up to 77% on Kalshi: Kalshi Who will win the Attorney General race in Virginia? Kalshi • Jay Jones 77% • Jason Miyaras 21%
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I need this on a shirt 💀
Excerpt from NYT copium article saying “Surge of Anti-Establishment Discontent”
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Just got out of work & saw the news!

I expect Cuomo to leave NYC for Florida & Mar-a-Lago post haste (hardly matters, he doesn’t live here anyhow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Spectrum News with Mamdani win Spectrum News showing Mamdani handily winning as first Muslim & South Asian NYC Mayor
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM