He looks like rural incest grew a face.

Much as I despise the three time cover model for Treasonous Trumpian Bollock-Fondler Magazine, I don't know if I could bring myself to violate his corpse in that way.

I'd be fine, however, with forcefully ramming a rolled-up copy of the Maastricht Treaty into his arsehole with a camping mallet.

Stop posturing, and fucking DO something!

If you're not calling for the abolition of ICE and the immediate arrest of those guilty of these atrocities, then you are part of the problem.

Asking nicely for Nazis to behave is nothing more than appeasement, you utter coward.

That's one reason his metaphor is complete shit.

The other is that the Titanic could turn 180° in ~3 minutes, making it a rather bollocks comparison to a fucked economy.

It's a bold move to describe a film as "morally beyond reproach" when the main character is a creeper who treats women like shit (including sexually assaulting his date at the drive in) and ultimately gets everything he wants by gaslighting her into changing her personality to suit him.

Of course he's a headcase ... the dude has a well-established foot fetish, and even the filthiest and most pervy kinksters all agree that the foot fetishists are the weirdest fuckers out there.

What time is being saved, exactly?

The piss itself will take the same amount of time, and flushing the toilet is a single button push or handle/chain pull that would arguably be quicker than opening/pouring/closing the mouthwash.

I reckon you do it because you're a grubby sod and you like it.

I hate this advert, but that's simply for the way they insist on grabbing a single arse cheek as if trying to move it to one side, a move that could have catastrophic consequences if you're suffering from diarrhoea-ha.

Tsk, you young 'uns today and your need for instant gratification - give it a chance to grow on you. You never know, you might like it!

Sending virtual hugs ... 🤗

I should ruddy well hope so, madam! No need to get greedy, after all 😀

I was thinking more that the broader your choice the better your chance of finding a nice one.

Sadly, I don't know any I could send you - they're all either currently or never married (I'll shout if one becomes available!)

Ah, well, never mind.

There's always another time, and there's plenty of uncles out there for you to bag 😉

I really didn't want to say anything, but it did look as though you were going into your uncle-hunting expedition fully armed.

Any luck?

Looking utterly fabulous ... leave no uncle unflustered!

Because they're either:

a) Cowards,
b) Paedophiles,
c) Nazis, or
d) All of the above

He clearly had a thing for stern women in uniform, and the Countess wasn't up for the role play.