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Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social
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Turn ons: Long walks on the beach. Rainbows. Fluffy kittens and baby goats. Turn offs: Facism. DMs from folks I have had no interactions with other than connecting with them on this site.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · May 5
It turns out, that he indeed, does not love Hispanics.
Picture of Trump, laboring to breathe, about ready to dive into a taco bowl while proclaiming to love Hispanics. In the open draw behind him is several packages of Sudafed that he crushes and snorts. I also assume he is filling his diaper while the picture is being taken which is why he is smiling.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 7h
If you could prove those neighbor kids right and summon some of that witch magic Becky that would be great.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 7h
They might be full of shit. 🤷‍♂️

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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
A bike ride thru war ravaged Portland, OR.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 7h
So they are gonna bomb Portland.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and says `` cool '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and says `` cool '' .
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 7h
That statement was so stupid it hurt my brain.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 11h
Don’t know anything about him but I would bet my left arm he’s a cunt.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 11h
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
A bike ride thru war ravaged Portland, OR.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 14h
HAWT! 🧸
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 15h
What a sweetheart.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 16h
Rocco would fuck those dogs up. He’s is 9.2345 lbs of pure rage. You gotta be tough living in a war ravaged city.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 16h
Rocco agrees with this plan.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 17h
I’m glad that the invading military forces are able to enjoy a little Portland culture between the battles with ANTIFA.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 17h
It will be a long road to recovery but we will rebuild. #portlandstrong
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
I feared for my safety. Thank Goddess Christ Gnome is in town!
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
A bike ride thru war ravaged Portland, OR.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
So much for playing dead.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
Have you ever had Texas BBQ? It’s delicious!
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
You know how I know it’s true?
“Federal” agent sporting tactical Vans. “Federal” agent sporting tactical Air Jordans.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
You know how I know it’s true?
“Federal” agent sporting tactical Vans. “Federal” agent sporting tactical Air Jordans.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
War torn.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
Dude is unfortunate looking.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
Because tying health care to employment keeps folks from going on a general strike.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
Hope she loses her purse trying to get into Ken’s Pizza.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
Careful ANTIFA, Ken Paxton always has at least one eye on you.
Picture of wonky eyed fuck face Texas AG, Ken Paxton.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1d
In their defense, Texas BBQ is delicious.
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