Kris Klein
@krisklein.bsky.social
Arcadian Dinosaur Pop Star 🦖🌸💀🎶🏳️⚧️
Singer/songwriter
Stream my songs and lemme make you dance 🪩💃
Singer/songwriter
Stream my songs and lemme make you dance 🪩💃
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Kris Klein
@krisklein.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Well I’ve been here a whole 2 minutes. Y’all streamin “Jaws” yet?
Just accidentally walked into my ex’s bday party and wanna die sos
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just accidentally walked into my ex’s bday party and wanna die sos
How is there not one place in Burlington VT that delivers bone broth. Isn’t that like the lifestyle here
January 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How is there not one place in Burlington VT that delivers bone broth. Isn’t that like the lifestyle here
boss and I both bedridden w/ colds on our work trip to VT fml
January 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
boss and I both bedridden w/ colds on our work trip to VT fml
Work trip to VT calls for cute girly bubble bath time 🧼
January 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Work trip to VT calls for cute girly bubble bath time 🧼
Also got to spend NYE w some of the faves 🥰
January 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also got to spend NYE w some of the faves 🥰
Going back to work on Thursday after the holiday is so annoying I keep thinking it’s Monday Jfc
January 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Going back to work on Thursday after the holiday is so annoying I keep thinking it’s Monday Jfc
The OG “is your p*ssy green?”
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The OG “is your p*ssy green?”
It’s a functional freeze kinda day
December 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
It’s a functional freeze kinda day
just saw a YouTube ad for northern Kentucky @jjacus.bsky.social this propaganda will never convert me
December 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
just saw a YouTube ad for northern Kentucky @jjacus.bsky.social this propaganda will never convert me
International fashion lifestyle brand
December 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM
International fashion lifestyle brand
Hid my vape in my bra so I can hit it in the bathroom in my aunts house at xmas
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Hid my vape in my bra so I can hit it in the bathroom in my aunts house at xmas
not being a negative Nancy but just a reminder that the holidays are horrid and full of torment for some people so have some grace 💕 on that note cleansing my spirit w RHOSLC
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
not being a negative Nancy but just a reminder that the holidays are horrid and full of torment for some people so have some grace 💕 on that note cleansing my spirit w RHOSLC
anyone else cry into their soup today or just me
December 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
anyone else cry into their soup today or just me
But highlight was I did get to spend quality time w some of my faves 🥰
Ahhhh another infuriating weekend in nyc. Back to Jersey lol
December 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
But highlight was I did get to spend quality time w some of my faves 🥰
Ahhhh another infuriating weekend in nyc. Back to Jersey lol
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Ahhhh another infuriating weekend in nyc. Back to Jersey lol
Someone call Andy Cohen
December 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Someone call Andy Cohen
Things I want for Xmas:
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Things I want for Xmas:
grueling day at work so that’s means it’s tequila tuesdayyyyyyy
December 18, 2024 at 12:07 AM
grueling day at work so that’s means it’s tequila tuesdayyyyyyy
This is a case for the FBI. Bestie quoted my hot body pic to promote my music then deleted it. This was him years ago in his pre-hunk era. Also known as the mime who recently assaulted me with a burp to the face. Betrayal. Fake friendship. Performative activism. If anyone knows this man be wary.
December 15, 2024 at 11:48 AM
This is a case for the FBI. Bestie quoted my hot body pic to promote my music then deleted it. This was him years ago in his pre-hunk era. Also known as the mime who recently assaulted me with a burp to the face. Betrayal. Fake friendship. Performative activism. If anyone knows this man be wary.
Survived my hangover I’m so strong
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Survived my hangover I’m so strong
me and bestie smoked now we sleepin w/ a literal greyhound
December 14, 2024 at 9:06 AM
me and bestie smoked now we sleepin w/ a literal greyhound