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kriskroc.bsky.social
Eloquent Crocodile
@kriskroc.bsky.social
260 followers 600 following 24 posts
professional tech nerd, amateur gym bat, horny for humanoids & androids of every shape & sort. i like slutty comics & nontraditional sexual expression. DM me your dick, I enjoy sh**t like that.

Location: NL
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bunkmatexxx.bsky.social
It feels like spring outsideeeee (my fav season)
A picture of me in front of a white background with blue and violet lights on me and the background. I'm wearing grey Nautica briefs and have a gerber daisy in my mouth. I'm resting my hands behind my back and showing off my abs and pecs, and lazily looking off to the side.
March 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
kriskroc.bsky.social
Look at that gorgeous fuzzy face!! 🔥
March 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
kriskroc.bsky.social
On until I get you home ... then off 😍
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
kriskroc.bsky.social
Fucking perfect
sxs.bsky.social SXS✨ @sxs.bsky.social · Feb 27
Musky 👃🏼
March 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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sxs.bsky.social
Mondays are hard, hopefully this helps😈
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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noodmutt.bsky.social
When artists inspire 🥰
January 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Learning new things.
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
kriskroc.bsky.social
I need to go to this gym!
dirtyv3gas.bsky.social DirtyV3gas @dirtyv3gas.bsky.social · Feb 2
URGE RELEASED
February 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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jpfromthe773.bsky.social
❤️🍆😈😉
October 8, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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dudesprime.bsky.social
Repost if you want dick pics in your dms #gayporn #chudai #dm #dick #underwear #gaysky #gay #porn #nsfw
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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toastwire.bsky.social
Shooter

full NSFW version only on

www.patreon.com/posts/shoote...

#LuigiMangione #Luigi
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 AM
kriskroc.bsky.social
Same girl same. Where's the trap?
oglafcomics.bsky.social Oglaf Comics @oglafcomics.bsky.social · Dec 9
Escape room
(one of these knobs must open a door)
www.oglaf.com/escaperoom/
December 18, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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oglafcomics.bsky.social
Belltower
(For a defensive structure, the tower of sex is pretty offensive)
www.oglaf.com/belltower/
September 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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oglafcomics.bsky.social
Purview
(They’re not really stolen, I guess, it’s more joy-riding)
www.oglaf.com/purview/
September 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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nixostorme.bsky.social
Oh my god, this one hurts. Rip king 😢😔
October 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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helbai.bsky.social
I like to think Laios would've thought of sharing body heat in the cold, very effective 🔥
September 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM