the pets have overtaken all the good seats in the living room
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
the pets have overtaken all the good seats in the living room
Santa needs an origin story. Was he a kid that got beat by awful parents and wanted to make sure all kids got treated nice? Was Mrs Claus a reformed hooker with a heart of gold? How did they build out the North Pole? Where did the find elves? There’s more to this story than they’re telling us.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Santa needs an origin story. Was he a kid that got beat by awful parents and wanted to make sure all kids got treated nice? Was Mrs Claus a reformed hooker with a heart of gold? How did they build out the North Pole? Where did the find elves? There’s more to this story than they’re telling us.
each of my arms is 3 inches longer than they should be
February 16, 2024 at 2:06 AM
each of my arms is 3 inches longer than they should be
Right now, I only own used socks and underwear.
February 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Right now, I only own used socks and underwear.
Who decided that beige would be the go to color for Computers, AC’s, fridges, phones, and most other industrial products in the 70’s? And did they realize that as a society we couldn’t shake that poor color choice until in the mid 00’s
February 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Who decided that beige would be the go to color for Computers, AC’s, fridges, phones, and most other industrial products in the 70’s? And did they realize that as a society we couldn’t shake that poor color choice until in the mid 00’s
@drewmagary.bsky.social In a regular everyday situation, could Joey Chestnut finish the 'Ole 96er?
February 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social In a regular everyday situation, could Joey Chestnut finish the 'Ole 96er?