Roley
@krisroley.bsky.social
Storyteller, mangler of words, sound and light. Occasionally funny. YMMV.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
High Potential. They just went on break until January, and left it on kind of a cliffhanger.
(Honorable mentions to Queens of Mystery and Patience—look those up.)
(Honorable mentions to Queens of Mystery and Patience—look those up.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
High Potential. They just went on break until January, and left it on kind of a cliffhanger.
(Honorable mentions to Queens of Mystery and Patience—look those up.)
(Honorable mentions to Queens of Mystery and Patience—look those up.)
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Man’s been dead for 55 years, and we still come up with product.
I suppose we’ll be saying the same about Prince some day…
I suppose we’ll be saying the same about Prince some day…
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Man’s been dead for 55 years, and we still come up with product.
I suppose we’ll be saying the same about Prince some day…
I suppose we’ll be saying the same about Prince some day…
I’m posting the picture.
It’s almost a moral imperative.
I’m also remarkably corruptible, so there’s that…
It’s almost a moral imperative.
I’m also remarkably corruptible, so there’s that…
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m posting the picture.
It’s almost a moral imperative.
I’m also remarkably corruptible, so there’s that…
It’s almost a moral imperative.
I’m also remarkably corruptible, so there’s that…
“PLAYTHECHAINORISWEARTOGODILLEATEVERYGODDAMNONEOFYOUshitigottasitdown.”
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“PLAYTHECHAINORISWEARTOGODILLEATEVERYGODDAMNONEOFYOUshitigottasitdown.”
Define perfect ending.
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Define perfect ending.
Shuffle would like to help.
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Shuffle would like to help.
This new AFI album reminds me of a radio station ‘on the border’ that’s been gone a long time. Recommend.
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This new AFI album reminds me of a radio station ‘on the border’ that’s been gone a long time. Recommend.
If during the coming nuclear holocaust they said the only place that would survive is Valdosta, Georgia, I’d rather fry.
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If during the coming nuclear holocaust they said the only place that would survive is Valdosta, Georgia, I’d rather fry.
“…to the best of my knowledge…”
Uh huh. Sure.
Uh huh. Sure.
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“…to the best of my knowledge…”
Uh huh. Sure.
Uh huh. Sure.
“Are you any good at Ace Attorney? CALL ME.”
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Are you any good at Ace Attorney? CALL ME.”
Random take:
That Trivago dude is disturbing.
That Trivago dude is disturbing.
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Random take:
That Trivago dude is disturbing.
That Trivago dude is disturbing.
MTG: Jeffrey Epstein is literally the most well-known convicted pedophile in modern history.
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
MTG: Jeffrey Epstein is literally the most well-known convicted pedophile in modern history.
Oh look, Jar Jar found work.
July 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh look, Jar Jar found work.