Krista S. Jacobsen
@kristajacobsen.bsky.social
Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). 💙 Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.
Omg is this real??! 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Omg is this real??! 🤣
Career arsonist burned in own fire apologizes for being career arsonist.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Career arsonist burned in own fire apologizes for being career arsonist.
Those Scientologists are creepy AF
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Those Scientologists are creepy AF
I haaaaaaate Adam Sandler. Not funny, not cute, just annoying AF
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I haaaaaaate Adam Sandler. Not funny, not cute, just annoying AF
Right, I think they need to consult urban dictionary stat!
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Right, I think they need to consult urban dictionary stat!
Coincidentally, I scraped my ear on a tree branch branch in the yard earlier this year, and it was WEEKS before it healed. And I am DECADES younger than that motherfucker. No way in hell he was even grazed by a bullet. Completely staged.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Coincidentally, I scraped my ear on a tree branch branch in the yard earlier this year, and it was WEEKS before it healed. And I am DECADES younger than that motherfucker. No way in hell he was even grazed by a bullet. Completely staged.
I enjoy so much how they love the free market right up until it doesn't give them exactly what they wanted.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I enjoy so much how they love the free market right up until it doesn't give them exactly what they wanted.
"So instead of sticking it out and holding the line, I'm gonna resign and let his appoint some unqualified but loyalist hack."
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"So instead of sticking it out and holding the line, I'm gonna resign and let his appoint some unqualified but loyalist hack."
They don't like getting what they voted for?
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They don't like getting what they voted for?
It's not doing any good, because they keep showing me more ICE ads, but it gives me a tiny bit of joy to report them.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's not doing any good, because they keep showing me more ICE ads, but it gives me a tiny bit of joy to report them.
I keep getting ads for ICE on LinkedIn, and every time I report the ad as being against community guidelines because it's advertising a terrorist or extremist organization.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I keep getting ads for ICE on LinkedIn, and every time I report the ad as being against community guidelines because it's advertising a terrorist or extremist organization.
He is such a fucking moron
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He is such a fucking moron
Whenever I see the word "firebrand," I know it's about a horrible person. Nobody decent is ever labeled a "firebrand."
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Whenever I see the word "firebrand," I know it's about a horrible person. Nobody decent is ever labeled a "firebrand."
Have a bottle of Veuve chilling in the fridge for this day!
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Have a bottle of Veuve chilling in the fridge for this day!
Never been prouder to be a Californian. I'm so scarred from the past year that I doubted it would pass.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Never been prouder to be a Californian. I'm so scarred from the past year that I doubted it would pass.
Where do I sign up?
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Where do I sign up?
