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Kristen Arnett

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“Orlando's Reigning Big Time Celebrity Author” - The Orlando Weekly huuuuge lesbian. librarian. dad. floridian. beer drinker. NYT Bestselling author. Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH & STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE https://www.kristenarnettwriter.com

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · Dec 2

i’m doing signed preorders for STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE with The Lynx (real florida moves) and i’ll draw anything you want in there!!!!!!!! clown it up, it’s your time to shine (and my time to sign)

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Stop Me If You've Heard This One

A Novel

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 15h

absolutely

Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 16h

thought to myself “what if there was smaller skeleton trapped inside a larger skeleton, that would be pretty spooky” and then realized i was describing a pregnancy

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 1d

It's banned books week and so I'm legally obligated to bully you, a person who has ever had their name on a book, into joining @authorsabb.bsky.social.

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We fight the source of book bans with calls to action, partnership w everyone in the game, and offer training.

AABB Author Sign-Up Form

Hello! We're Authors Against Book Bans, a group of authors who’ve come together to protect and promote the freedom to read on both the national and local levels. We’re creating a network of authors to...

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 5d

Never show up empty-handed, ya know? Anyway, it's a beautiful home. Hope you guys like feeder crickets.

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 2d

got to ask @tricialockwood.bsky.social the important questions last night like for instance “is the worst way to pronounce poem with a y in the middle of the word”

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 4d

🎵 she ate a raspberry parfait 🎵

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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 5d

Forget literary assholes. Are you the “literary shithead” if you’re sick of speculative fiction? @kristenarnett.bsky.social answers this question and more!

Am I the Asshole For Being Sick to Death of All the Mediocre Speculative Fiction Out There?

Hello there, dear friends! It’s once again time for Am I the Literary Asshole?, the advice column that’s kind of like your drunk uncle at a wedding who keeps forgetting that he already asked you th…

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 11d

incredible morning of drinking coffee and staring directly at the wall

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 11d

yelling out the window “you there boy, what day is it??” until someone responds “why it’s new paul thomas anderson day!”

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 15d

oh you didn’t think the lord came down for all the righteous and you were left behind in a marshalls?? grow up

Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 15d

listen, like any normal person i already experienced the rapture: when i was seven years old i hid inside a clothing rack at marshalls and then i lost my mom so they had to call her on the loudspeaker to come collect me

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 18d

muttering “jesus fucking christ” to myself all day long as my eyeballs embrace some of the worst sentences and thoughts ever written, it’s incredibly healthy and obviously very good for me