Honestly impressed with her audacity to look annoyed with ME after SHE pooped on the bathroom floor. The things I could accomplish with that level of self-esteem.

Is anyone else still emotionally wrecked from Arcane season 2? I can’t stop thinking about it.

Straight men: “why don’t women want to date me? I’m such a nice guy!”

Straight men after seeing a beautiful woman in a bikini: “this is the UGLIEST thing I have ever seen.”

I just told her she’s adopted.

I just had the perfect day with @joshcodegood.bsky.social.
Went to an estate sale, got brunch, ordered a cinnamon roll latte to go and browsed Barnes & Noble. Walked away with two new books. Now I’m cozied up on the couch ready to play some Stardew Valley. Oh, and there’s a cat on me. 10/10.

Fellow Stardew Valley players, how are you organizing your chests these days? I feel like my system needs an overhaul.