this is like when you befriend a crow and they give you shiny little trinkets

Fred is an entire mood

take your pick of festive questions:

which Habs are on the nice and naughty lists?

if Santa’s reindeer were Habs, which ones would they be? (i.e., Cole is Dasher)

if you could attend ONE hab’s holiday party (we can include Marty and Kent), which would you attend and why?

oh, agreed, they were trash

also iirc it’s $2 for lifetime access!

in the future, we share all of our scientific journals via 4D hologram

okay , i ✨was✨ a hockey podcaster, once upon a time.

also, you’re not gonna BELIEVE the stuff they do in the future, it’s wild

we just finished episode 3 and dare i say it was fucking impeccable

chef’s kiss

no no keep going

thank you thank you!!!!!

beautiful song out of context but IN context, yeesh