Kristen Van Nest - Author of WHERE TO NEST
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I feel like that’s not even ALL the safety hazards ⚠️ Which did I miss?
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I feel like that’s not even ALL the safety hazards ⚠️ Which did I miss?
Get this man a lozenge!!!
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Get this man a lozenge!!!
100% NOPE
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
100% NOPE
Tag the friend who’s about to text “love is dead”: Our favorite hilarious couple, Bill Hader and Ali Wong, have officially split after a little over two years together. Multiple outlets say the breakup was amicable, but came down to the least sexy villain of all time: scheduling—her stand-up tour
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Tag the friend who’s about to text “love is dead”: Our favorite hilarious couple, Bill Hader and Ali Wong, have officially split after a little over two years together. Multiple outlets say the breakup was amicable, but came down to the least sexy villain of all time: scheduling—her stand-up tour
Now we know Nick Fuentes wouldn’t be able to keep even an AI girlfriend 😭 Guys in 2026 are getting dumped by their AI girlfriends because even the algorithm is a feminist and done with their red‑pill monologues. The bot is out here setting boundaries, saying “if basic equality is a dealbreaker,
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Now we know Nick Fuentes wouldn’t be able to keep even an AI girlfriend 😭 Guys in 2026 are getting dumped by their AI girlfriends because even the algorithm is a feminist and done with their red‑pill monologues. The bot is out here setting boundaries, saying “if basic equality is a dealbreaker,
Hailey Bieber got her name on a new drink 🍸 Are you trying it on your next trip?
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Hailey Bieber got her name on a new drink 🍸 Are you trying it on your next trip?
O.J. Simpson drove the white Bronco on June 17, 1994, leading police on a low-speed chase through Southern California after failing to surrender to authorities for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. His friend, Al Cowlings, was driving the vehicle while
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
O.J. Simpson drove the white Bronco on June 17, 1994, leading police on a low-speed chase through Southern California after failing to surrender to authorities for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. His friend, Al Cowlings, was driving the vehicle while
Glen Powell and Michelle Randolph spotted dancing in Texas—because sometimes “catching feelings” means literally two-stepping beneath a neon sign. You know you’re living peak Lone Star romance when your date night out has more cowboy hats than paparazzi and every TikTok is convinced you’ve started
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Glen Powell and Michelle Randolph spotted dancing in Texas—because sometimes “catching feelings” means literally two-stepping beneath a neon sign. You know you’re living peak Lone Star romance when your date night out has more cowboy hats than paparazzi and every TikTok is convinced you’ve started
Donald Trump isn’t just making moves in the White House—he’s lobbying Hollywood too. According to multiple reports from November 2025, Trump has “personally pressed” his billionaire friend Larry Ellison (owner of Paramount Studios) to revive the Rush Hour franchise and get Rush Hour 4 off the
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Donald Trump isn’t just making moves in the White House—he’s lobbying Hollywood too. According to multiple reports from November 2025, Trump has “personally pressed” his billionaire friend Larry Ellison (owner of Paramount Studios) to revive the Rush Hour franchise and get Rush Hour 4 off the
Name a woman from our childhood who did us dirty. NAME ONE
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Name a woman from our childhood who did us dirty. NAME ONE
STRANGER DANGER ⚠️
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
STRANGER DANGER ⚠️
Many celebrities have begun openly discussing their experiences with mental health medications, helping reduce stigma and encourage others to seek help when needed. For example, public figures like Dr. Alex George have shared their stories on platforms such as PopSugar, emphasizing the importance
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Many celebrities have begun openly discussing their experiences with mental health medications, helping reduce stigma and encourage others to seek help when needed. For example, public figures like Dr. Alex George have shared their stories on platforms such as PopSugar, emphasizing the importance
never take me back to those clubbing days in a dark room that smell smells like axe body spray, Mike’s hard lemonade, and glow by J Lo
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
never take me back to those clubbing days in a dark room that smell smells like axe body spray, Mike’s hard lemonade, and glow by J Lo
Why pop champagne when you can spray everyone with holy water to make sure there ain’t no devils in the room 😈
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why pop champagne when you can spray everyone with holy water to make sure there ain’t no devils in the room 😈
In 2023, women out-earned their male partners in 45% of opposite-sex marriages in the U.S., according to Pew Research Center. That’s triple the rate from 50 years ago, and it’s reshaping how love and ambition play out at home. Forget the dated “breadwinner blues”—today’s couples
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In 2023, women out-earned their male partners in 45% of opposite-sex marriages in the U.S., according to Pew Research Center. That’s triple the rate from 50 years ago, and it’s reshaping how love and ambition play out at home. Forget the dated “breadwinner blues”—today’s couples
Dear Gen Z: You want results, you want them cheap, and you want them poured into a recycled bottle with a name that sounds like a sci-fi sidekick. That’s why you’re obsessed with CeraVe, E.l.f., and Rare Beauty—the holy trinity of affordable performance. If your skincare doesn’t
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Dear Gen Z: You want results, you want them cheap, and you want them poured into a recycled bottle with a name that sounds like a sci-fi sidekick. That’s why you’re obsessed with CeraVe, E.l.f., and Rare Beauty—the holy trinity of affordable performance. If your skincare doesn’t
Proof that fashion can literally save your ass: Allied spies wore shoes with backwards heels to leave fake footprints and throw off German trackers. Forget “stepping into history”—these legends walked into chaos and made sure the Nazis never caught up. Somewhere, a spy’s ghost is still snickering
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Proof that fashion can literally save your ass: Allied spies wore shoes with backwards heels to leave fake footprints and throw off German trackers. Forget “stepping into history”—these legends walked into chaos and made sure the Nazis never caught up. Somewhere, a spy’s ghost is still snickering
Reminder: If a supermodel starts asking about your cloud encryption, congrats—you’re officially a Silicon Valley “asset.” Turns out, the real Wild West isn’t hacking code, it’s trying to figure out if your new girlfriend’s favorite pillow is bugged. Plot twist: in tech, the term “love interest”
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reminder: If a supermodel starts asking about your cloud encryption, congrats—you’re officially a Silicon Valley “asset.” Turns out, the real Wild West isn’t hacking code, it’s trying to figure out if your new girlfriend’s favorite pillow is bugged. Plot twist: in tech, the term “love interest”
I understand why of all people Kanye would say this
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I understand why of all people Kanye would say this
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez just leveled up from Amazon Prime Day to Met Gala sponsor—because apparently, two-day shipping wasn’t enough, now they want to overnight ship their political vibes too. Forget haute couture; this year’s guest list could feel like a billionaire reunion, red carpet
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez just leveled up from Amazon Prime Day to Met Gala sponsor—because apparently, two-day shipping wasn’t enough, now they want to overnight ship their political vibes too. Forget haute couture; this year’s guest list could feel like a billionaire reunion, red carpet
Austin isn’t just booming, it’s one venture capitalist away from having startup-themed street names. If you haven’t bought avocado toast with crypto while listening to a guy pitch his AI hammock, did you even visit? This city’s economy is so turbo-charged, even the bats under the bridge want
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Austin isn’t just booming, it’s one venture capitalist away from having startup-themed street names. If you haven’t bought avocado toast with crypto while listening to a guy pitch his AI hammock, did you even visit? This city’s economy is so turbo-charged, even the bats under the bridge want
Starbucks thought they’d be king of caffeine forever… and Dutch Bros just dropped in like a plot twist with extra foam. Market share up, drive-thrus multiplying, and the next time you order a vanilla latte, don’t be surprised if it comes with rodeo energy and a side of “actually, we make it
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Starbucks thought they’d be king of caffeine forever… and Dutch Bros just dropped in like a plot twist with extra foam. Market share up, drive-thrus multiplying, and the next time you order a vanilla latte, don’t be surprised if it comes with rodeo energy and a side of “actually, we make it
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November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I am only into FINE DINING, this body is a temple and it deserves THE BEST
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am only into FINE DINING, this body is a temple and it deserves THE BEST
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez just leveled up from Amazon Prime Day to Met Gala sponsor—because apparently, two-day shipping wasn’t enough, now they want to overnight ship their political vibes too. Forget haute couture; this year’s guest list could feel like a billionaire reunion, red carpet
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez just leveled up from Amazon Prime Day to Met Gala sponsor—because apparently, two-day shipping wasn’t enough, now they want to overnight ship their political vibes too. Forget haute couture; this year’s guest list could feel like a billionaire reunion, red carpet