It's kind of unnerving that two of the most famous lesbians have left the country.

Weirdest reason for an applause break ever.

I wish I could be Zuckerberg's hair stylist.

Does anyone actually put the pizza right onto the rack in the oven?

I love comedy because it feels like I basically get paid to fail because people enjoy watching me fail.

There were lots of clues I was gay when I was younger, but perhaps the earliest was that I did not have a favorite Backstreet boy.

Unpopular opinion: I think axolotls are creepy looking. Not cute.

Luckily my girlfriend also likes waffles. #standup #brunch #relationships