Kristoffer Olsen
@kristofferbolsen.bsky.social
Guitar guy and gamer
Danish dude that's pro democracy and an LGBTQIA ally
Danish dude that's pro democracy and an LGBTQIA ally
Alzheimer Adolf, aka demented Dumbold, finally caught a whiff of his diaper.
You won't believe what happened next...
You won't believe what happened next...
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Alzheimer Adolf, aka demented Dumbold, finally caught a whiff of his diaper.
You won't believe what happened next...
You won't believe what happened next...
Alzheimer Adolf is looking like Quasimodo these days
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Alzheimer Adolf is looking like Quasimodo these days
What insane shit is Alzheimer Adolf up to today...
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
What insane shit is Alzheimer Adolf up to today...
I've been added to a list of people afraid of "Americans".
News to me since I have an American girlfriend and 3 American step kids...
News to all the people I met around the states last year too...
Guess it's because I support Canada's right to stay sovereign? Or?
News to me since I have an American girlfriend and 3 American step kids...
News to all the people I met around the states last year too...
Guess it's because I support Canada's right to stay sovereign? Or?
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I've been added to a list of people afraid of "Americans".
News to me since I have an American girlfriend and 3 American step kids...
News to all the people I met around the states last year too...
Guess it's because I support Canada's right to stay sovereign? Or?
News to me since I have an American girlfriend and 3 American step kids...
News to all the people I met around the states last year too...
Guess it's because I support Canada's right to stay sovereign? Or?
Presidential
Erectile
Dysfunctional
Orange
Power hungry
Obese
Traitorous
Unfit
Shitstain
Erectile
Dysfunctional
Orange
Power hungry
Obese
Traitorous
Unfit
Shitstain
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Presidential
Erectile
Dysfunctional
Orange
Power hungry
Obese
Traitorous
Unfit
Shitstain
Erectile
Dysfunctional
Orange
Power hungry
Obese
Traitorous
Unfit
Shitstain
Still feeding feral kittens
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Still feeding feral kittens
"Kids. Just say no to fentylenolamphetaminoacids.
Try heroin and roadkill instead!"
- RFK Jr (allegedly)
Try heroin and roadkill instead!"
- RFK Jr (allegedly)
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"Kids. Just say no to fentylenolamphetaminoacids.
Try heroin and roadkill instead!"
- RFK Jr (allegedly)
Try heroin and roadkill instead!"
- RFK Jr (allegedly)
Just saying...
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just saying...
Draw your own conclusion
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Draw your own conclusion
Portland hasn't been on fire for years.
That would be Centralia.
A coal mining town that inspired the "Silent Hill" horror games.
Just a little bit of history for Karolyin' Leavitt.
That would be Centralia.
A coal mining town that inspired the "Silent Hill" horror games.
Just a little bit of history for Karolyin' Leavitt.
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Portland hasn't been on fire for years.
That would be Centralia.
A coal mining town that inspired the "Silent Hill" horror games.
Just a little bit of history for Karolyin' Leavitt.
That would be Centralia.
A coal mining town that inspired the "Silent Hill" horror games.
Just a little bit of history for Karolyin' Leavitt.
🎶 Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I ain't never want to hear you say
I want a Mogwai 🎶
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I ain't never want to hear you say
I want a Mogwai 🎶
September 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
🎶 Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I ain't never want to hear you say
I want a Mogwai 🎶
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I ain't never want to hear you say
I want a Mogwai 🎶
Glad to know I'm not the only one still stuck on the planet
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Glad to know I'm not the only one still stuck on the planet
Feeding "feral" kittens
September 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeding "feral" kittens
Anyone need some "Tasty Wiener" oat milk?
June 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyone need some "Tasty Wiener" oat milk?
Bacon wrapped tenderloin with garlic poked in
June 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bacon wrapped tenderloin with garlic poked in
Could have added some reasonably priced eggs but...
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Could have added some reasonably priced eggs but...
Rainbows and a $2.60 airfryer...
May 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rainbows and a $2.60 airfryer...
Called it hours before your video about the demented dookie bag boy panicking about another great recession. Guess I can now become a TV psychic charlatan.
Woooooo
Woooooo
April 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Called it hours before your video about the demented dookie bag boy panicking about another great recession. Guess I can now become a TV psychic charlatan.
Woooooo
Woooooo
I'm not rich. I just don't live under an authoritarian kakistocracy
April 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm not rich. I just don't live under an authoritarian kakistocracy
Picture of me from last year.
Back in the time a day or two before a decent third world country decided to attempt to be the fourth Reich.
And another one from the day it went wrong.
Back in the time a day or two before a decent third world country decided to attempt to be the fourth Reich.
And another one from the day it went wrong.
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Picture of me from last year.
Back in the time a day or two before a decent third world country decided to attempt to be the fourth Reich.
And another one from the day it went wrong.
Back in the time a day or two before a decent third world country decided to attempt to be the fourth Reich.
And another one from the day it went wrong.
As someone that likes maths I have to agree with Bernie (yet again).
99 is indeed a bigger number than 1.
Fight me if you disagree.
99 is indeed a bigger number than 1.
Fight me if you disagree.
March 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
As someone that likes maths I have to agree with Bernie (yet again).
99 is indeed a bigger number than 1.
Fight me if you disagree.
99 is indeed a bigger number than 1.
Fight me if you disagree.
Looks like this company would love to go bankrupt
March 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Looks like this company would love to go bankrupt
The rare good thing to come out of USAistan and it's made with Danish ingredients
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The rare good thing to come out of USAistan and it's made with Danish ingredients
