The students could do something really funny …

A friend just found out his goes up more than 900%

In poker this is called a tell. It’s an absurdly easy way to know that he’s on the wrong side of an issue or doesn’t have any good answers. It’s like him claiming a pair of twos beats a royal flush and expecting everyone to believe him.

For folks' reference, 24 million Americans is around 7% of America.

If throwing 7% of Americans off of their health coverage sounds "not so bad" you may be a ghoul.

I think the assumption is people just won’t continue their coverage, which is terrifying

Absolutely not! They’re sentient problem solvers!

What? What is he doing? Solve the actual problems, dude

Empathy? Yes.

Sympathy? Only a little.

Leopard leopard face something

This is amazing. What you’ve done is amazing. It’s amazing that they didn’t even ask you for a quote. And it’s amazing what you uncovered about the political reactions.

Usually you try to make your excuses more justifiable as time goes on, not less.