Keith R. Hanson
@krmdgin.bsky.social
From the exceedingly simple (they're "1200%, 1500%, 2000% cheaper now!") to the far more complex ("Sir, none of those wars have actually ended") there is exactly no one in his circle willing to risk banishment by carefully explaining to him how stupid saying these things makes him look.
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
From the exceedingly simple (they're "1200%, 1500%, 2000% cheaper now!") to the far more complex ("Sir, none of those wars have actually ended") there is exactly no one in his circle willing to risk banishment by carefully explaining to him how stupid saying these things makes him look.
Are we no longer even going to pretend that he's still in charge of things?
Next up: fabric swatches for the tablecloths in the new ballroom.
Please take the Big Red Button off his desk (but you can leave the Diet Coke delivery buzzer for now...)
Next up: fabric swatches for the tablecloths in the new ballroom.
Please take the Big Red Button off his desk (but you can leave the Diet Coke delivery buzzer for now...)
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Are we no longer even going to pretend that he's still in charge of things?
Next up: fabric swatches for the tablecloths in the new ballroom.
Please take the Big Red Button off his desk (but you can leave the Diet Coke delivery buzzer for now...)
Next up: fabric swatches for the tablecloths in the new ballroom.
Please take the Big Red Button off his desk (but you can leave the Diet Coke delivery buzzer for now...)
I have a hard time understanding why anyone would prefer NOT to be woke rather than being woke.
But I guess if you define woke as "you trying to make me feel bad about my ignorance and my bigotry" then it might be easier to understand.
This, from DJT's anti-social media platform...
But I guess if you define woke as "you trying to make me feel bad about my ignorance and my bigotry" then it might be easier to understand.
This, from DJT's anti-social media platform...
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have a hard time understanding why anyone would prefer NOT to be woke rather than being woke.
But I guess if you define woke as "you trying to make me feel bad about my ignorance and my bigotry" then it might be easier to understand.
This, from DJT's anti-social media platform...
But I guess if you define woke as "you trying to make me feel bad about my ignorance and my bigotry" then it might be easier to understand.
This, from DJT's anti-social media platform...
The Department of Protective Redaction (DPR) got just a tad over protective today...
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Department of Protective Redaction (DPR) got just a tad over protective today...
Supreme Court Refuses to Allow Trump to Deploy National Guard in Chicago
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That embarrassing fool in the White House is once again railing against the NYTimes. Somebody bring him a Big Mac and send him back to bed...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...
Opinion | Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
That embarrassing fool in the White House is once again railing against the NYTimes. Somebody bring him a Big Mac and send him back to bed...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...
Reposted by Keith R. Hanson
Wow. Treating that speech with seriousness and not calling it what it was is…a choice
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Wow. Treating that speech with seriousness and not calling it what it was is…a choice
Poll: Trump's economic approval hits new low at 36% www.npr.org/2025/12/17/n...
Trump's economic approval hits a new low at 36%, poll finds
A new NPR/PBS News/Marist poll finds 70% of Americans say things have become too unaffordable and have a dim outlook on the economy and President Trump's handling of it.
www.npr.org
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Poll: Trump's economic approval hits new low at 36% www.npr.org/2025/12/17/n...
Russell Moore is the Editor-in-chief of Christianity Today.
When he sees evil, he calls it out.
When he sees evil, he calls it out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Russell Moore is the Editor-in-chief of Christianity Today.
When he sees evil, he calls it out.
When he sees evil, he calls it out.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
Trump is Losing it
A wounded, humiliated Trump may be the most dangerous of all
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
Please buy my Gold Card so I can finance my soon-to-be beautiful beachfront resort in Venezuela!
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please buy my Gold Card so I can finance my soon-to-be beautiful beachfront resort in Venezuela!
Turns out all this time he thought he should be getting the Nobel Pizza Prize!
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Turns out all this time he thought he should be getting the Nobel Pizza Prize!
"The...executive order asserts that the United States recognizes only two sexes: male and female."
No, YOU only recognize two sexes. YOU are not the United States. One day soon, the United States will forget that you ever existed.
(can't wait to get started)
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
No, YOU only recognize two sexes. YOU are not the United States. One day soon, the United States will forget that you ever existed.
(can't wait to get started)
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards
A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.
www.npr.org
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"The...executive order asserts that the United States recognizes only two sexes: male and female."
No, YOU only recognize two sexes. YOU are not the United States. One day soon, the United States will forget that you ever existed.
(can't wait to get started)
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
No, YOU only recognize two sexes. YOU are not the United States. One day soon, the United States will forget that you ever existed.
(can't wait to get started)
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
How the heck did they miss this guy when they cleaned out the JAG offices?
'Keg'seth must be pissed. This really harshes his warrior ethos buzz...
Pentagon watchdog completes review of Hegseth's Signal use www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
'Keg'seth must be pissed. This really harshes his warrior ethos buzz...
Pentagon watchdog completes review of Hegseth's Signal use www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
Pentagon watchdog finds Hegseth risked the safety of U.S. forces with use of Signal
A forthcoming inspector general report finds that had intel shared by Hegseth been intercepted by an adversary, it would have endangered servicemembers, according to a source who viewed the findings.
www.npr.org
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How the heck did they miss this guy when they cleaned out the JAG offices?
'Keg'seth must be pissed. This really harshes his warrior ethos buzz...
Pentagon watchdog completes review of Hegseth's Signal use www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
'Keg'seth must be pissed. This really harshes his warrior ethos buzz...
Pentagon watchdog completes review of Hegseth's Signal use www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
"You sit in your air-conditioned offices or up on Capitol Hill, and you nitpick..."
Hegseth is channeling Colonel "You Can't Handle the Truth" Jessup here but it didn't work for Jessup, and it won't work for Hegseth.
open.substack.com/pub/secupp/p...
Hegseth is channeling Colonel "You Can't Handle the Truth" Jessup here but it didn't work for Jessup, and it won't work for Hegseth.
open.substack.com/pub/secupp/p...
WHAT?? This is BANANAS.
In many ways, it was a cabinet meeting like any other.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"You sit in your air-conditioned offices or up on Capitol Hill, and you nitpick..."
Hegseth is channeling Colonel "You Can't Handle the Truth" Jessup here but it didn't work for Jessup, and it won't work for Hegseth.
open.substack.com/pub/secupp/p...
Hegseth is channeling Colonel "You Can't Handle the Truth" Jessup here but it didn't work for Jessup, and it won't work for Hegseth.
open.substack.com/pub/secupp/p...
Ice Barbie is pulling out all the stops with her latest mini-screed on X. Full on racist seems to be her go to strategy.
So looking forward to her perp walk. It's coming...
So looking forward to her perp walk. It's coming...
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ice Barbie is pulling out all the stops with her latest mini-screed on X. Full on racist seems to be her go to strategy.
So looking forward to her perp walk. It's coming...
So looking forward to her perp walk. It's coming...
You would love to be able to chalk this up to 'the fog of war'. I'm afraid that isn't going to cut it.
You lack the intelligence, the maturity and the competency to serve as the head of our Department of Defense.
Your days are numbered. And once you are removed, expect to face consequences.
You lack the intelligence, the maturity and the competency to serve as the head of our Department of Defense.
Your days are numbered. And once you are removed, expect to face consequences.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You would love to be able to chalk this up to 'the fog of war'. I'm afraid that isn't going to cut it.
You lack the intelligence, the maturity and the competency to serve as the head of our Department of Defense.
Your days are numbered. And once you are removed, expect to face consequences.
You lack the intelligence, the maturity and the competency to serve as the head of our Department of Defense.
Your days are numbered. And once you are removed, expect to face consequences.
"Underbussing"
Perhaps a 2025 "word-of-the-year" nomination...
Perhaps a 2025 "word-of-the-year" nomination...
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"Underbussing"
Perhaps a 2025 "word-of-the-year" nomination...
Perhaps a 2025 "word-of-the-year" nomination...
I've been boycotting Home DepoRt for years now...
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've been boycotting Home DepoRt for years now...
Near as I can tell (based on my high school math) this Trumpian numbers magic must mean drug companies will be paying me $$$ to take their medicines.
So, what drugs should I get?
So, what drugs should I get?
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Near as I can tell (based on my high school math) this Trumpian numbers magic must mean drug companies will be paying me $$$ to take their medicines.
So, what drugs should I get?
So, what drugs should I get?
Then it's up to us to 'flood the zone' with images and words.
#worldaidsday
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
#worldaidsday
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Then it's up to us to 'flood the zone' with images and words.
#worldaidsday
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
#worldaidsday
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...