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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

I see that my ex-friend and colleague Honest Bob Jenrick has been trying to steal my thunder by grumbling that there are no white people in Birmingham.

Pleased to say that there are very, very few non-whites in the whole of my constituency. They’re not welcome and I deserve more credit for thjs.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I think we all know who is the brains of the organisation, bringing high class ideas and deep principles.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

When you become famous and important like me, you will be on telly a lot more.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

The prophet is always misunderstood and unwelcome in his home town

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

no such footage exists. I have ways of silence harpies who attempt to poison my reputation.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 1d

The tired, saggy rump of the Conservative Party is trying to outdo my Reform Party in anti-immigrant zeal.

I propose we deter immigrants by catching them in nets then crucifying them on the cliffs at Dover. Their blood will form patriotic crosses on the White Cliffs.
Jesus told me he wants this.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

Poor, stupid Kemi hasn’t grasped how much justified hate has now been created against filthy migrants. She is clueless. The only Christian way to destroy these alien parasites is to enslave them, and then harvest their organs for use by better people. More British people.

Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 2d

Badenoch on #r4today saying they will "have returns agreements", yet we already know that many countries won't implement them. Now spreading it to "third party countries", such as Rwanda. The Rwanda plan was not stopped "because of the ECHR". The lack of honesty about what the ECHR does is massive.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 2d

Where the lion leads, the pussies follow. These 20 defective councillors are the first of many in joining my Reform Party. Many MPs will follow, leaving Honest Bob Jenrick and his ersatz racism as no more than a feeble, straining erection of futile hate.

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Politics latest: 20 Tory councillors defect to Reform

20 Tory councillors have announced they are defecting to Reform this morning. It comes on day three of the Conservatives' annual conference in Manchester.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been thinking hard about how to ensure that those seeking to invade our Homy Island should become fully integrated and pay their debt to society. Some kind of indentured servitude would be the quickest way to repay the largesse showered on these parasites. Maybe for 3 or 4 generations.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 4d

I notice that the Conservative Party conference is taking place. Probably the last one. Without me, it will
Will be a hollow, desolate shell. Thousands of attractive young aides will be crying themselves to sleep tonight, knowing that they must remain forever bereft of my loving touch.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 5d

This proves that the Conservatives are dead as a political force. A shart on society. They cannot be trusted to rule properly. Only Reform can save us and our children from the murderous invaders.

UK Politics @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 5d

Why do I call Tories scum? Tory Chair Hollinrake took free flights, hotels and dinners from a company that turns family homes into HMOs for asylum seekers. Same geezer who spends his days smearing Labour Ministers. Preaching about morality while pocketing perks off the backs of desperate people.

Tory chair accepted £2k hospitality from developer of HMOs for asylum seekers

Exclusive: Kevin Hollinrake’s conference costs paid for by firm helping landlords convert homes for lucrative market

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Get behind me, Satan!

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Foolishness, mother. Have been drinking mouthwash?

The Dunning-Kruger effect refers to those whose mistaken, hubristic over-confidence in their knowledge and abilities leads them to arrogance and misjudgement.

I can hardly be accused of this. I attended Eton and am an authority on most topics.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

This is envy, pure and simple.

Personally I have excellent genes and so there is no need for any kind of intervention, but have you any idea how much it costs to look as good as Baroness Mone? I sniffed her chair once.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Perhaps she worked there as a cleaner and picked up a smattering of education by hanging around in the studies after lessons. Perhaps she even learned to read. I’m clutching at straws here, of course, but wouldn’t it be good to find that this woman goes against the grain of female ignorance?

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

All women are difficult. It’s hard to reason with someone not clever enough to have convex genitals. But some are easier than others, such as our household maids. They become quite malleable when they realise what side their bread is buttered on.

The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

I think you’ll find that “Christian bigot” is a classic example of an oxymoron. The whole purpose of Christianity, its very raison d’être, is to shun the work of Satan and to hate all sin. What could be holier than to despise the seductive work of Beelzebub?

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Utterly ridiculous. Foolish self-indulgence.
Was Our Lord female? Were any of His disciples female? Clearly we don’t count the whore Mary Magdalen among this holy group.

Satan and his minions are laughing hard today.

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Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first

Bishop of London Dame Sarah Mullally, a former nurse, has been named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury - the first time a woman has been appointed to the role in the Church of England's history.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Utterly ridiculous. Foolish self-indulgence.
Was Our Lord female? Were any of His disciples female? Clearly we don’t count the whore Mary Magdalen among this holy group.

Satan and his minions are laughing hard today.

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Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first

Bishop of London Dame Sarah Mullally, a former nurse, has been named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury - the first time a woman has been appointed to the role in the Church of England's history.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

This is correct. It is exactly what Matthew would have written if he were alive today. God’s Law is eternal.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 6d

Phil is a very much sergeant rather than officer class. An oik who has stumbled into public service. After my exit of the failing Conservatives for the glory of Reform, he is floundering and would do well to consider his position.

Attacking the police for racism is hardly the British thing to do!

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

I have covered this already. Please do pay attention.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

This blatantly political assault on our hard-working British policemen must stop immediately. No doubt they expressed themselves strongly out of frustration at having to work with inferior settlers and women from overseas. But they are only saying what we all think!

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Secret BBC filming exposes hidden culture of racism and misogyny inside Met Police

Panorama undercover investigation captures evidence that

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

Complete nonsense. Hatred and fear for the foreign and unwashed is not racism. It is simply rooted in a desire to protect our children and their genetic heritage. It would be better for native Britons to procreate with their pure close relatives than to sully their line with dark, sinister seed.

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

Ridiculous to suggest that I might somehow be related to a hairy, uncouth gorilla. Have you read the Bible at all?

And my friend Jonathan Gullis is consulting his lawyers.

Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 7d

RIP to Jane Goodall, who opened the world's eyes to our closest relatives. (Photo by NatGeo's Hugo Van Lawick)

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

This is just political point scoring against a successful business leader and yachtswoman. Baroness Mone is welcome to sit on my poop deck whenever she likes. I see no Labour politicians were clever enough to avail themselves of the opportunities that Michelle found!

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High Court rules Baroness Mone-linked company breached £122m Covid contract

Chancellor Rachel Reeves said the government would

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The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody. @krugerparody.bsky.social · 7d

This blatantly political assault on our hard-working British policemen must stop immediately. No doubt they expressed themselves strongly out of frustration at having to work with inferior settlers and women from overseas. But they are only saying what we all think!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Secret BBC filming exposes hidden culture of racism and misogyny inside Met Police

Panorama undercover investigation captures evidence that

www.bbc.co.uk

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