krumbine
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Congrats, you’ve found Jordan Krumbine’s only social media.
Look, I get it. Attention spans are shot. TikTok won. We’re all trapped in an endless race to the bottom of Content Mountain. But are we part of the problem, or part of the solution?
My latest 👇
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My latest 👇
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Four seconds is TOO D*** LONG! ⭐️ youtube editing technique vlog ⭐️
YouTube video by EmergencyCreative | Zero-BS Creative Insights
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February 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Look, I get it. Attention spans are shot. TikTok won. We’re all trapped in an endless race to the bottom of Content Mountain. But are we part of the problem, or part of the solution?
My latest 👇
youtu.be/sbmPHtQMUgU
My latest 👇
youtu.be/sbmPHtQMUgU
There’s a lot I’m proud of in this video … but let’s start with a thumbnail appreciation post.
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That’s My Secret, Cap ⭐️ Anger, Obsession, and the Creative Brain
YouTube video by EmergencyCreative | Zero-BS Creative Insights
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January 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There’s a lot I’m proud of in this video … but let’s start with a thumbnail appreciation post.
youtu.be/EX2IwujzDBY
This was a video well over a year in the making, perfectly summed up in the comment section: “I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shit.”
Yeah, no shit.
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Yeah, no shit.
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The One-Star Review ⭐️ a self-published author responds ⭐️
YouTube video by EmergencyCreative | Zero-BS Creative Insights
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January 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This was a video well over a year in the making, perfectly summed up in the comment section: “I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shit.”
Yeah, no shit.
youtu.be/VYW16FEzgzk
Yeah, no shit.
youtu.be/VYW16FEzgzk
I shot this immediately after the election, and things have only gotten worse. Let’s be miserable together, I guess?
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This was not the history we set out to make.
YouTube video by EmergencyCreative | Zero-BS Creative Insights
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January 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I shot this immediately after the election, and things have only gotten worse. Let’s be miserable together, I guess?
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
New year, same old nihilism. Actually, if I’m being honest, I’m about 50% nihilism and 50% the word “fuck.”
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youtu.be/FgTt1eZ62ek
New Year Nihilism (as a Small Channel YouTube Creator)
YouTube video by Emergency Creative — Creator Motivation & Support
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January 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New year, same old nihilism. Actually, if I’m being honest, I’m about 50% nihilism and 50% the word “fuck.”
youtu.be/FgTt1eZ62ek
youtu.be/FgTt1eZ62ek
Here’s the real question: will you make it past the 90 second mark??
Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️
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Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️
youtu.be/MFdsPWTyPuU
Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️
YouTube video by Emergency Creative — Creator Motivation & Support
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January 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here’s the real question: will you make it past the 90 second mark??
Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️
youtu.be/MFdsPWTyPuU
Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️
youtu.be/MFdsPWTyPuU
Get in, losers. It’s time to deprogram our brains from what Big Tech wants us to believe is success.
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this video is a failure ⭐️ a creative motivation vlog ⭐️
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Get in, losers. It’s time to deprogram our brains from what Big Tech wants us to believe is success.
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This feels like an appropriate watch during the Christmas season.
Based on a monologue from my book “Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream” — a day-the-life story about a guy trying to survive the pandemic in Florida. A love letter to my #stillcoviding and #maskup friends!
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Based on a monologue from my book “Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream” — a day-the-life story about a guy trying to survive the pandemic in Florida. A love letter to my #stillcoviding and #maskup friends!
youtu.be/mdzwKNsSkVg
The problem with capitalism (as an anarchist)
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
This feels like an appropriate watch during the Christmas season.
Based on a monologue from my book “Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream” — a day-the-life story about a guy trying to survive the pandemic in Florida. A love letter to my #stillcoviding and #maskup friends!
youtu.be/mdzwKNsSkVg
Based on a monologue from my book “Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream” — a day-the-life story about a guy trying to survive the pandemic in Florida. A love letter to my #stillcoviding and #maskup friends!
youtu.be/mdzwKNsSkVg
Depressed for the holidays? I’ve got you covered. Let’s slip into the creative abyss together. It’s cool, I’ve been there before, so I know the way out.
this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️
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this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️
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this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Depressed for the holidays? I’ve got you covered. Let’s slip into the creative abyss together. It’s cool, I’ve been there before, so I know the way out.
this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️
youtu.be/ZaikSc8zTtA
this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️
youtu.be/ZaikSc8zTtA
Logging for posterity. (Also, because @thelittledeath.bsky.social doesn’t think I noticed. I ALWAYS NOTICE 😍🥰)
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December 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Logging for posterity. (Also, because @thelittledeath.bsky.social doesn’t think I noticed. I ALWAYS NOTICE 😍🥰)
open.substack.com/pub/audpitch...
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I had my first sponsored video! Am I YouTube success now? Or is it all just bullshit?
(It’s all just bullshit.)
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(It’s all just bullshit.)
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AI is Destroying YouTube ⭐️ Sponsored by Baxter.AI ⭐️
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I had my first sponsored video! Am I YouTube success now? Or is it all just bullshit?
(It’s all just bullshit.)
youtu.be/7N8Qwvgs-Nw
(It’s all just bullshit.)
youtu.be/7N8Qwvgs-Nw
this video is perfect (ly good enough)
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I started a new channel a few months ago. (It’s been nice to start from scratch without 16 years of baggage. Themes, baby, themes.)
This was my first video to strike a nerve 👇
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
This was my first video to strike a nerve 👇
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
This was not the history we set out to make.
YouTube video by Emergency Creative
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December 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I started a new channel a few months ago. (It’s been nice to start from scratch without 16 years of baggage. Themes, baby, themes.)
This was my first video to strike a nerve 👇
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
This was my first video to strike a nerve 👇
youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4
It’s sinfully good 😈
This video is so dramatic it hurts.
A compulsion for community persists through loneliness, isolation, and the sinfully pervasive tools of distraction.Enjoy my words? Check out my audiobooks on...
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May 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
It’s sinfully good 😈
ngl tomorrow’s video is a total banger. I had so much fun with the script and the performance … this is literally why I started doing this YouTube thing again!
April 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
ngl tomorrow’s video is a total banger. I had so much fun with the script and the performance … this is literally why I started doing this YouTube thing again!
I have a puppet problem. I have a problem with puppets?
I have problems. And I have puppets.
Sure. Why not?
I have problems. And I have puppets.
Sure. Why not?
honestly, krumbine can't come to the vlog right now
and absolutely no one is surprised. hang out and follow my story from the beginning: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CvkBqAW-Kd-cVojy5AozkWh my audiobooks on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjh my books: https://www.emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbine my website: https://www.emergencycreative.com #vlog #writing #anxiety #puppet 00:00 - zaphod zombie 01:52 - old habits, silly tropes, and puppets (damn, puppets!) 03:29 - enough already
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April 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I have a puppet problem. I have a problem with puppets?
I have problems. And I have puppets.
Sure. Why not?
I have problems. And I have puppets.
Sure. Why not?
Hot off the (digital) press … and likely to stay forever-free as my gift to the #novid #stillcoviding #covidcautious communities!
Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in!
Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in!
Gordon Wegner Wants An Ice Cream - Kindle edition by Krumbine, Jordan. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Gordon Wegner Wants An Ice Cream - Kindle edition by Krumbine, Jordan. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Gordon Wegner Wants An Ice Cream.
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April 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Hot off the (digital) press … and likely to stay forever-free as my gift to the #novid #stillcoviding #covidcautious communities!
Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in!
Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in!
“ffs stop making hour-long videos!”
“… no.”
“… no.”
my youtube journey: 15 years of failure
follow along with the 15 year playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CsP2xQqiLsv-_q0k9M0-GEj&si=1DEZn4eFFn6B04R_curate your own playlist, dro...
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April 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
“ffs stop making hour-long videos!”
“… no.”
“… no.”
15 years later, I remade the very first video I posted. It was glorious.
The Arrogant Bastard (an ode to expertise in the workplace)
This script was written over 15 years ago (proof: https://youtu.be/6sAUoAdp1Oc), and while I don't put my (well-earned!) arrogance on display as much as I us...
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April 12, 2024 at 11:27 AM
15 years later, I remade the very first video I posted. It was glorious.
Just in case life is really turning the screws on you today, just remember: no one else gets out alive, either.
April 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Just in case life is really turning the screws on you today, just remember: no one else gets out alive, either.
Because you’re not really celebrating Easter if you’re not letting Zombie Jesus into your heart (and home)!
One of my favorite audiobook shorts:
One of my favorite audiobook shorts:
Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... for Dessert 🧟♂️🍰 [FULL AUDIO DRAMA 🔉] #audiobook #podcast
Great for #youtubepremium background play! On a private island retreat, Tom and Cora were on a quest to save their marriage and find themselves. They found Jesus instead. Enjoyed this story? Leave a comment and a review! Check out my full audiobook "Punched, Drunk!" free to listen here: https://youtu.be/qr6FHVW8VpE My website: https://www.emergencycreative.com #audiobook #listen #listenable
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March 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Because you’re not really celebrating Easter if you’re not letting Zombie Jesus into your heart (and home)!
One of my favorite audiobook shorts:
One of my favorite audiobook shorts:
Hail to the King (Kong), baby! Hang out with me and let’s pick apart Godzilla x Kong:
Godzilla x Kong: All Hail the King
Gozilla x Kong x Jurassic World Adam Wingard's sophomore Monstersverse flick has polished his neon-infused formula, completed an arc that began in Kong: Skull Island, and sets up a very exciting three-quel. Kaiju Foo Foo: https://youtu.be/P6VFkA01h8k my 8-minute godzilla joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl2vkNROKF4 my audiobooks on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLF9WczmM2CtyE9vWjAbQdngH_UpVKmjh my books: https://www.emergencycreative.com/books-by-jordan-krumbine my website: https://www.emergencycreative.com #vlog #film #review #monsterverse #jurassicworld 00:00 - Intro 04:20 - Biased as **** 11:34 - New Empire, Old Problems 13:18 - Movie Monster Main Characters 19:32 - The Human Characters 23:52 - The Hollow Earth is Goofy 33:19 - Kong Earns His Title (and what makes a good leader?) 41:37 - SCALE, baby 49:50 - Music 52:12 - Skar King 53:10 - Outro
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March 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Hail to the King (Kong), baby! Hang out with me and let’s pick apart Godzilla x Kong:
Haters gonna hate … and writers gonna add them as characters to their next story, crafting novel ways for them to suffer endlessly.
March 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Haters gonna hate … and writers gonna add them as characters to their next story, crafting novel ways for them to suffer endlessly.
This 1hr+ vlog makes about as much sense as this post. At least I’m consistent with my foolishness.
Honestly, Ouroboros: a peek behind an experimental vlog series
Regularly scheduled programming returns next week! This week, since completing Act 1 of my vlog show, I thought it would be fun to critique and commentate on...
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March 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
This 1hr+ vlog makes about as much sense as this post. At least I’m consistent with my foolishness.