No seats no eats. What does being a billionaire mean if the employees walk out instead of cooking you a meal

Yes, yes she did, and Krystal and Saagar weren’t having it either. Right now she’s probably icing her feet from all the dancing around questions and tripping over herself

Mr. Mamdani, why are you silent about what sea otters do to baby seals?!

I read your reply and said to myself “oh, I guess some people do take the time to love their own reply”

So she’s basically sane-washing the death of the American dream’s international appeal?

Harry Potter and the:
Sorcerer’s Butthole
Butthole of secrets
Butthole of Azkaban
Butthole of Fire
Order of the Butthole
Half-Blood Butthole
Deathly Buttholes

I took his point to be that we also have stepped up our dumb vice presidents game

Mr. Reich, I ask you this… I’m admittedly a fan of yours, what can we do beyond demonstrating while remaining non violent?

Can we withhold federal tax dollars and hold them in escrow?

I’m just a nail banging carpenter, but one who wants to swing my hammer in a free country, not trumps dystopia

Or for that matter reading 1984 and saying I’ll have what they’re having please, thank you.

Lol, the guy who is against “safe spaces” for the lgbt community sure seems to like safe spaces for himself

“Wan Bigoted Bloated-fool’s Bill”.. that my two cents at rebranding

They don’t need to join the democrats and the democrats don’t need or want them.. but they do need to address their own hypocrisy and dissolve like all other untenable hate based movements eventually do. It reminds me of the quote “fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity”.

Congresswoman Crockett, I’m a white male who wants my children to live in a country with values like your own, not this hate mongering administrations dystopian concept of America. Thank you for standing taller than these self serving snake oil salesmen

Always appreciated you guys, but this wannabe dictator has made you all goddamn rockstars in my book. Rock on ACLU!

I don’t think this is about our current president* running again. I think it’s about the delusion that the people will not just tolerate his term but also elect djtrump jr. president in 2028.
Nepotism is just another one of these “isms” we don’t want but also see coming from miles away

To be fair his book could come in handy in a couple weeks when there’s no toilet paper on the shelves

I never thought my brain would react to a stimulus with “donate money to Harvard”, even just for a split second before its a fully processed thought and I realize they’re gonna be just fine without that $15 I can spare.

Fuck… that’s on point. I wanted to make other jokes on her appearance but the makeup is the best one because it’s at least an intentional choice of hers

Equal chance he shakes hands with a vacuum, just another inanimate thing that will clean up his mess