Kryss Oroborus
@kryssoroborus.bsky.social
I should not have had that last taco.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I should not have had that last taco.
I get the next rapture free!
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I get the next rapture free!
Also,where the fuck is Aaron Sorkin when we need him?
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also,where the fuck is Aaron Sorkin when we need him?
Who's down to watch kevin smith's Red State on Wednesday?
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Who's down to watch kevin smith's Red State on Wednesday?
Pro tip. A 401k is NOT like a bank account. There's a process for a withdrawal. Screaming at me because you don't want to follow the process won't get you any money.
May 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pro tip. A 401k is NOT like a bank account. There's a process for a withdrawal. Screaming at me because you don't want to follow the process won't get you any money.
No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men. - Thomas Carlyle
April 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men. - Thomas Carlyle
Remember when I used to make enough from music to help pay for making music?
April 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember when I used to make enough from music to help pay for making music?
I noticed there's lots of video games about battling Nazis. I wonder if there will be some about battling Maga in like 10 years.
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I noticed there's lots of video games about battling Nazis. I wonder if there will be some about battling Maga in like 10 years.
Happy Rex Manning day!
I recorded this years ago for shits and giggles.
on.soundcloud.com/SQgVtw69z2Hu...
I recorded this years ago for shits and giggles.
on.soundcloud.com/SQgVtw69z2Hu...
Sugarhigh (Empire Records)
Remake of the ending song from Empire Records
on.soundcloud.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Happy Rex Manning day!
I recorded this years ago for shits and giggles.
on.soundcloud.com/SQgVtw69z2Hu...
I recorded this years ago for shits and giggles.
on.soundcloud.com/SQgVtw69z2Hu...
I feel like green jelly (jello) is a more wholesome gwar
March 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I feel like green jelly (jello) is a more wholesome gwar
Feeling pensive on my birthday. The best way to keep wrinkles at bay as I age is to just keep getting fatter.
March 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Feeling pensive on my birthday. The best way to keep wrinkles at bay as I age is to just keep getting fatter.
Got an MRI for my birthday this year. Next time, I'm filling my pockets with change to cure the boredom.
March 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Got an MRI for my birthday this year. Next time, I'm filling my pockets with change to cure the boredom.
I was today years old when I realized that trump's plan for dealing with illegal immigration is to make the US suck so bad no one wants to come.
March 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was today years old when I realized that trump's plan for dealing with illegal immigration is to make the US suck so bad no one wants to come.
Holy shit sticks that was a long week
February 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Holy shit sticks that was a long week
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer."
February 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer."
I guess I need to ask jesus to forgive me. Yesterday, I committed empathy and mercy.
January 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I guess I need to ask jesus to forgive me. Yesterday, I committed empathy and mercy.
Bottomless chicken wings for dinner. There's only a pound of them, but im not wearing pants.
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bottomless chicken wings for dinner. There's only a pound of them, but im not wearing pants.
Wrote this song during the last shitshow. Unbelievably, it's more relevant now.
audius.co/Kryssoroboru...
audius.co/Kryssoroboru...
Carnival by Kryss Oroborus • Audius
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audius.co
January 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wrote this song during the last shitshow. Unbelievably, it's more relevant now.
audius.co/Kryssoroboru...
audius.co/Kryssoroboru...
Called IT because the new work laptop wasn't operating properly. They fucked with it for 3 hours. Left it with "we're gonna do some research". I fixed it myself after hours.
January 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Called IT because the new work laptop wasn't operating properly. They fucked with it for 3 hours. Left it with "we're gonna do some research". I fixed it myself after hours.
Soo...explain to me again how PA was "won by a landslide"? Because Elon knows the voting machines "very well"?
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Soo...explain to me again how PA was "won by a landslide"? Because Elon knows the voting machines "very well"?
Someone needs to develop a tiktok clone on the same protocol as bluesky. I'd rather lose tiktok and move on than have trump save tiktok, and we end up with State Run media
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Someone needs to develop a tiktok clone on the same protocol as bluesky. I'd rather lose tiktok and move on than have trump save tiktok, and we end up with State Run media
TIL: Guy Tang has been doing music. And it's some of the dumbest shit I've heard in a long time.
January 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
TIL: Guy Tang has been doing music. And it's some of the dumbest shit I've heard in a long time.
Xray for my shoulder at 7am. Finally maybe some answers.
January 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Xray for my shoulder at 7am. Finally maybe some answers.
How the fuck am I sick? I don't leave the house.
January 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How the fuck am I sick? I don't leave the house.
Is there such a thing as shoulder replacement and can I get a bionic one that would give me super human abilities?
January 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Is there such a thing as shoulder replacement and can I get a bionic one that would give me super human abilities?