Right? I mean, I'm glad the chief was able to secure her release, but I'm pretty sure most of the people getting abducted aren't married to someone who has been friends with the local police chief for decades.

The last few years have seen the largest wave of immigration in American history. All those images we carry in our heads about people arriving at Ellis Island — we just surpassed that. Crime went down. Real wages went up. This is a fake problem. Enough is enough.