Kevin Seal 🐈
@kseal.bsky.social
songwriter ... NHL organist (Go Sharks) ...
Seal Party is the band I’m in, based in Northern California. @sealparty6
Seal Party is the band I’m in, based in Northern California. @sealparty6
this would've made little to no sense a few days ago...
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this would've made little to no sense a few days ago...
The Kilowatt! I love the Kilowatt. In the Mission. In SF. @mitchrocket.bsky.social Mitch Rocket 🚀 & Kyra Gordon & I are all performing there next Wednesday. Much bigger than the Megawatt.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Kilowatt! I love the Kilowatt. In the Mission. In SF. @mitchrocket.bsky.social Mitch Rocket 🚀 & Kyra Gordon & I are all performing there next Wednesday. Much bigger than the Megawatt.
So, yes, of COURSE I’m spending this week studying ‘West Side Story.’ 🦈
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So, yes, of COURSE I’m spending this week studying ‘West Side Story.’ 🦈
Back at the Tank for Alumni Night tonight… Sharks vs. NJ Devils, 7pm puck drop. Let’s go Sharks! 🦈
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Back at the Tank for Alumni Night tonight… Sharks vs. NJ Devils, 7pm puck drop. Let’s go Sharks! 🦈
...and the early votes for California's Prop 50 are rolling in...
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
...and the early votes for California's Prop 50 are rolling in...
I wish there were a source citation.
Can anyone verify?
Can anyone verify?
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wish there were a source citation.
Can anyone verify?
Can anyone verify?
I keep forgetting my intention to adopt Ken Cheng's writing style. I've thrown dishes and teacups out or into the window. Mustard.
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I keep forgetting my intention to adopt Ken Cheng's writing style. I've thrown dishes and teacups out or into the window. Mustard.
bring on the Flying Frog Brigade
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
bring on the Flying Frog Brigade
The Sharks have a Yeet Cam tonight, so… be ready for it, hockey fans. 🦈
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The Sharks have a Yeet Cam tonight, so… be ready for it, hockey fans. 🦈
One week from tonight, we (Seal Party) return to San Francisco. See you there?
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One week from tonight, we (Seal Party) return to San Francisco. See you there?
I'm hoping Paul Thomas Anderson sets his sights on adapting 'The Crying of Lot 49' next for the big screen.
"We Await Silent Trystero's Empire"
"We Await Silent Trystero's Empire"
October 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm hoping Paul Thomas Anderson sets his sights on adapting 'The Crying of Lot 49' next for the big screen.
"We Await Silent Trystero's Empire"
"We Await Silent Trystero's Empire"
Portland! Dang you are pretty. See you tonight at the White Eagle Salooooon.
September 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Portland! Dang you are pretty. See you tonight at the White Eagle Salooooon.
Three cheers for the Secret Handshake
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Three cheers for the Secret Handshake
Tacoma! I said TACOMA!
This Saturday, we have a date.
This Saturday, we have a date.
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tacoma! I said TACOMA!
This Saturday, we have a date.
This Saturday, we have a date.
Breaking News! An agreement is reached.
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Breaking News! An agreement is reached.
Portlanders, Oregonians, Countrymen, lend us your ears!
One week from tonight - Thursday the 25th.
One week from tonight - Thursday the 25th.
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Portlanders, Oregonians, Countrymen, lend us your ears!
One week from tonight - Thursday the 25th.
One week from tonight - Thursday the 25th.
Time to brush up.
"¿A qué hora llega este autobús?"
"¿A qué hora llega este autobús?"
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Time to brush up.
"¿A qué hora llega este autobús?"
"¿A qué hora llega este autobús?"
The pointless self-sabotage of jailing South Korean engineers here on legitimate visas.
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The pointless self-sabotage of jailing South Korean engineers here on legitimate visas.
Mexico has 31 states.
Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors.
Donald Trump has 31 reasons to distract us from the Epstein Files.
Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors.
Donald Trump has 31 reasons to distract us from the Epstein Files.
September 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mexico has 31 states.
Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors.
Donald Trump has 31 reasons to distract us from the Epstein Files.
Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors.
Donald Trump has 31 reasons to distract us from the Epstein Files.
San Francisco, we look forward to pulling out all stops, stopping all pulls, and slathering your loaves with gusto. All Ages!
FRIDAY 17 Oct.
FRIDAY 17 Oct.
September 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
San Francisco, we look forward to pulling out all stops, stopping all pulls, and slathering your loaves with gusto. All Ages!
FRIDAY 17 Oct.
FRIDAY 17 Oct.
Playing four solid hours of David Bowie songs tonight — no repeats — on Cortland St in San Francisco.
(The Jean ⚡️ Genies at the Lucky 🍀 Horseshoe.)
(The Jean ⚡️ Genies at the Lucky 🍀 Horseshoe.)
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Playing four solid hours of David Bowie songs tonight — no repeats — on Cortland St in San Francisco.
(The Jean ⚡️ Genies at the Lucky 🍀 Horseshoe.)
(The Jean ⚡️ Genies at the Lucky 🍀 Horseshoe.)
“To All Music Majors” by Karl Paulnack
August 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“To All Music Majors” by Karl Paulnack
Can’t say that I’m surprised… DC pals, avoid that Edward Coristine guy
August 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can’t say that I’m surprised… DC pals, avoid that Edward Coristine guy
Happy weekending, pals
August 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy weekending, pals