My dog exclaimed “Ryan Rizza??” and is now hiding under the bed
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My dog exclaimed “Ryan Rizza??” and is now hiding under the bed
One problem I had was the steady stream of anachronisms. Just have someone sit down and go through the thing with a historical dictionary
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One problem I had was the steady stream of anachronisms. Just have someone sit down and go through the thing with a historical dictionary
My political platform is to ban “BOGO” deals that don’t actually end in “Free” as God intended
“Buy One, Get One 25% Off!” Did you just tell me to go fuck myself
“Buy One, Get One 25% Off!” Did you just tell me to go fuck myself
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Love a non-Euclidean guitar
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Love a non-Euclidean guitar
But wait, I was told they cared deeply about women’s sports
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
But wait, I was told they cared deeply about women’s sports
Pushing 30 when the first book came out
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pushing 30 when the first book came out
Are you saying he carved a shitpost into a post
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Are you saying he carved a shitpost into a post
Veto -> override would be the funniest possible sequence of events
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Veto -> override would be the funniest possible sequence of events
Yeah, it should be very obvious but perhaps is worth pointing out that if someone primaries Jeffries and wins, that person will not then be the minority or majority leader
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yeah, it should be very obvious but perhaps is worth pointing out that if someone primaries Jeffries and wins, that person will not then be the minority or majority leader
IIRC another part of his whole thing was that he got to work so early the subway wasn’t crowded yet
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
IIRC another part of his whole thing was that he got to work so early the subway wasn’t crowded yet
I always found them more Mongol-coded
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I always found them more Mongol-coded
I’m a MOCIMBY (Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow In My Backyard)
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m a MOCIMBY (Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow In My Backyard)
A replica would be a rebasin
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A replica would be a rebasin
Is he playing Angry Birds
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Is he playing Angry Birds
Though after seeing some excerpts I feel she may have missed the important step of “Maybe edit it later on a computer?”
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Though after seeing some excerpts I feel she may have missed the important step of “Maybe edit it later on a computer?”
Baby, don’t worry, it’s just some light perjury I committed to avoid alimony
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Baby, don’t worry, it’s just some light perjury I committed to avoid alimony
No but ask me again after these work events
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No but ask me again after these work events