A fun way to start the day is to slip and fall on the ice in your driveway while carrying your toddler! 0/10. Would not recommend.

Meteor over #Chicago area tonight. Did you see it?

I saw a bolide tonight! I witnessed a meteor breaking up in the atmosphere. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life! I thought it was a homemade rocket exploding at first, but then it basically shattered apart. Here's my artist's rendition of what I saw:

I need a 24-hour long nap.

We live in the stupidest timeline. A racist felon being sworn into the highest office of America on Martin Luther King Jr day. The irony is not lost on me.